I will be dropping 3 hilariously true facts per day.
One in the morning, One in the afternoon, and One for bedtime/night.

For today

If u r seeing this update, U're a christian and didn't go to church 2day..claiming you dnt av time..change ur religion to Nairalandism and ask seun for your needs in life.

Are you present?..indicate

Your post was made at 2pm, churches never dismiss by now? How the hell will you say I didn't go to church.

If a tear you better slap now dem go say I don start again.

@ rudue boi..

E sure me die say u go church go steal.
No lie oo., oya wetin u steal 2day?..girl or offering money?

Small small you Don dey tell us your talent - STEALING!!!!

You're obsessed with crazy lifestyles of celebrities. You read about and copy celebrities lifestyle, they're doing their job but you wasting your time. Get a life!

You are broke and you still claim street. Mehn, get a life before you are actually broken!..

You like to get free launch but can't give free sex. Gurl, You seeking the impossible. You will need to choose