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| 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by SPVano(m): 9:59pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Dont use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera (or to the classical station on your radio). 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell. |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by mohawkchic(f): 10:02pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
~LMAO  I will NOt be maintaining My Sanity If i follow your ways I'd defo Loose my Sanity |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by HRhotness(f): 10:04pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
S.P.Vano: I'd like to try this one
I do this already 20. Dress up like a pilot, go to the airport lounge and get drunk like hell. This I'd love to see |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by SeanT21(f): 10:05pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
LoL @ 7, 19 and 11 |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by lysaa(f): 1:55am On Jul 29, 2008 |
all of it are sure ways of checking sanity. .after trying i'd give u feedbacks. |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by clemcykul(f): 8:12am On Jul 29, 2008 |
do it! |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by lysaa(f): 10:18am On Jul 29, 2008 |
clemcykul: who? u?  meanwhile, thats me over there  |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by benjay1(m): 11:34am On Jul 30, 2008 |
~Coming here, i found out everyone posting are females. That goes to show how crazy women are. Thank Gawd i didn't post or say anything . . . . i am sane |
| Re: 20 Ways To Maintain Your Sanity! by AuwalMKargo(m): 5:09pm On Jan 07, 2013 |
mohawkchic: ~LMAO[center][/center] this is totally insanity in my site, I don't know yours. |
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