Beorn:


The thing tire me, really.

Me sef don tire.

Gringo. 6/10

Damfostopper:
well.... if you say so.... majority of sci-fi I don't fancy.......... that's why I made notable mention like Robocop, Jurassic world, matrix which interest me

Now you are talking. Just like I loathe 99% of Telenovelas but not ALL telenovelas.

dastudent:


Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them.

people like me abi?

Damfostopper:
well.... if you say so....majority of sci-fi I don't fancy.......... that's why I made notable mention like Robocop, Jurassic world, matrix which interest me

Ehe! You finally made sense.

AfroSamurai:
people like me abi?

Why do you hate Superhero movies?

KoiceReloaded:


Why do you hate Superhero movies?

sarcasm bro. Make friends with it.

AfroSamurai:
sarcasm bro. Make friends with it.

Your attempt at sarcasm sucks. Do you even know what sarcasm implies?

KoiceReloaded:

Your attempt at sarcasm sucks. Do you even know what sarcasm implies?

coming from one who jumps to question what he doesn't understand, yea, i really don't know what sarcasm imply.

AfroSamurai:
coming from one who jumps to question what he doesn't understand, yea, i really don't know what sarcasm imply.

I asked you an innocuous simple enough question based on your very un-sarcastic comment, bruv. Please, enlighten a noob like moi, and kindly show me the sarcasm in the following exchange, cuz for the life of me, I can't find it.

- "Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them."
- "people like me abi?" *Grin emoticon*

KoiceReloaded:

I asked you an innocuous simple enough question based on your very un-sarcastic comment, bruv. Please, enlighten a noob like moi, and kindly show me the sarcasm in the following exchange, cuz for the life of me, I can't find it.

- "Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them."
- "people like me abi?" *Grin emoticon*

it ain't my job to enlighten noobs like you. Ain't gat that time, noobsaibot.

AfroSamurai:
it ain't my job to enlighten noobs like you. Ain't gat that time, noobsaibot.

- Sarcasm is said with a straight face. Grinning from ear to ear invariably ruins the punchline.
- It is ironic/satirical in the sense that it seems to be praising someone/something, but is actually subtly taunting/mocking.

Where is the subtle mockery in, ["people like me abi? *grin emoticon*], hmmm?

Please, enlighten us wee mortals, o great sensei!

KoiceReloaded:


- Sarcasm is said with a straight face. Grinning from ear to ear invariably ruins the punchline.
- It is ironic/satirical in the sense that it seems to be praising someone/something, but is actually subtly taunting/mocking.

Where is the subtle mockery in, ["people like me abi? *grin emoticon*], hmmm?

Please, enlighten us wee mortals, o great sensei!

noobsaibot, give it a rest, will you. stop embarrassing yourself.

@Afrocandy... Oops! @AfroSamurai, listen.

To avoid embarrassing yourself again in public, when someone makes an obvious statement like "Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them.", and you want to draw their attention to their unnecessary input, just say. "Really?" without an emoticon or a [sealed lips] emoticon. "Fascinating!" also works. Or. "Thanks for the input, captain obvious!" if you want to go the sardonic lane.

I took you on a sarcastic journey, and you didn't even notice. ["Please, enlighten a noob like moi"] is sarcasm. ["Please, enlighten us wee mortals, o great sensei!"] is derisive sarcasm aka sardonic.

That's all. Hope you learn something. Have a nice evening. Oops. There I go again with the sarcasm. What's wrong with me?

Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1? Beorn, Ishilove, Mekaprime, Oyetpel, armadeo, Troubleseller, others? Mehn, that sh*t sacred the living bejeezus out of me. Creepy as f**k.

KoiceReloaded:
Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1? Beorn, Ishilove, Mekaprime, Oyetpel, armadeo, Troubleseller, others? Mehn, that sh*t sacred the living bejeezus out of me. Creepy as f**k.

I'm done with horror after Annabelle- Creation. I just don't have the heart for that kinda sheeit anymore

Ishilove:

I'm done with horror after Annabelle- Creation. I just don't have the heart for that kinda sheeit anymore

Hahaha. I don't blame you sha. Now, I can't look or listen to white-noise the same way again.

KoiceReloaded:
Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1? Beorn, Ishilove, Mekaprime, Oyetpel, armadeo, Troubleseller, others? Mehn, that sh*t sacred the living bejeezus out of me. Creepy as f**k.

I'm not a fan of HORROR MOVIES. I've only watched few selected ones like Drag Me To Hell, It, Annabelle Creation etc., so I think I'll pass on the opportunity of seeing this movie. I don't want to have sleepless nights this week.

Beorn:


I'm not a fan of HORROR MOVIES. I've only watched few selected ones like Drag Me To Hell, It, Annabelle Creation etc., so I think I'll pass on the opportunity of seeing this movie. I don't want to have sleepless nights this week.

Coward.

KoiceReloaded:
Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1? Beorn, Ishilove, Mekaprime, Oyetpel, armadeo, Troubleseller, others? Mehn, that sh*t sacred the living bejeezus out of me. Creepy as f**k.

any horror that involves spirit or haunted houses is a no for me, rather stick to my slashing theme horror

KoiceReloaded:


Coward.

Your reverse psychology won't work on me this time around.

KoiceReloaded:
@Afrocandy... Oops! @AfroSamurai, listen.

To avoid embarrassing yourself again in public, when someone makes an obvious statement like "Always remember that there are people who don't get super hero movies and will always hate on them.", and you want to draw their attention to their unnecessary input, just say. "Really?" without an emoticon or a [sealed lips] emoticon. "Fascinating!" also works. Or. "Thanks for the input, captain obvious!" if you want to go the sardonic lane.

I took you on a sarcastic journey, and you didn't even notice. ["Please, enlighten a noob like moi"] is sarcasm. ["Please, enlighten us wee mortals, o great sensei!"] is derisive sarcasm aka sardonic.

That's all. Hope you learn something. Have a nice evening. Oops. There I go again with the sarcasm. What's wrong with me?

what's wrong with you is you're a sodomize idiot. I'm not afraid to say it, cos you are. Only an idiot won't get super hero movies, like what's there not to get, how hard can it be? I'm not surprise though, only single digit idiots with the IQ of a weasel won't get it.

You see, "someone like me abi" was sarcastic because the person who I wrote it to know me outside Nairaland, we've known each other since 1999, heck he introduced me to Nairaland and he knows I love super hero movies. Ya dig? You dickless pent up twisted nitwit.

idiots like you who run with their shrivelled penis_ dangling between their legs can't understand what sarcasm is, but choose to show they do, and embarrass yourself more than what your empty skull can decipher.

Anyway, my sarcastic stupid friend, there's no harm done. Just learn to use Google more often. Stupefied simpleton like you could actually equate irony with sarcasm. Then again, learn to learn, and un learn, because learning is obviously difficult for you.

Now do yourself the favour and piss off my mention, you diluted scoundrel.

KoiceReloaded:
Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1?

I have watched the trilogy. Part 1 was mad scary. Part 2 too. But i didnt feel much for part 3

Go and watch the japanese one. That is the original- it is called "Ringu".

JeromeBlack:



I have watched the trilogy. Part 1 was mad scary. Part 2 too. But i didnt feel much for part 3

Go and watch the japanese one. That is the original- it is called "Ringu".

As in eh. Part 1 shook me. Ringu is next. I've a feeling it might surpass the Hollywood remake. The Japs are rather good at this scary business.

Beorn:

Your reverse psychology won't work on me this time around.

sod09:
any horror that involves spirit or haunted houses is a no for me, rather stick to my slashing theme horror

Slash themed horrors are for p**sies. Malevolent spirits and haunted houses are where it's at.

AfroSamurai:
people like me abi?

I kuku dinor mention names . Brakes kolanut

dastudent:

I kuku dinor mention names . Brakes kolanut

Burneerrrrrrr!!!!!!! Howdy do, bro?

KoiceReloaded:
Has anyone seen The Ring trilogy, most esp, part 1? Beorn, Ishilove, Mekaprime, Oyetpel, armadeo, Troubleseller, others? Mehn, that sh*t sacred the living bejeezus out of me. Creepy as f**k.

are you just viewing it? Seen the first one over ten years or so ago. What am I saying, I think as far back as 2004 or so. Scary movie 3 even mocked it way back, the scene that had Pamela Anderson. Didn't really like two. Three was just there. But the first one was I'll.

KoiceReloaded:


Slash themed horrors are for p**sies. Malevolent spirits and haunted houses is where it's at.

abeg! Thanks for that. Na supernatural horror, involving ghost is the real deal, the conjuring, amyterville, insidious etc. Lord. I give anything, anything for that kind of horror. Slashers are cool, Friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, wrong turn etc. But their stories don't thrill me. They just really on gore and body count to keep shxt moving

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African Prank: Calling SARS With Strangers Phone Part 2


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noob03saibot:
are you just viewing it? Seen the first one over ten years or so ago. What am I saying, I think as far back as 2004 or so. Scary movie 3 even mocked it way back, the scene that had Pamela Anderson. Didn't really like two. Three was just there. But the first one was I'll.

Guilty. It's something that I have always relegated to the background, and not giving it much thought (I'm not a staunch fan of the horror genre). But during my movie browsing last friday, it caught my attention, and I decided to give it a go. The rest is history as they say. Had to pause part 1 till the following morning though. That sh*t scared me.