lol, i go prove most peeps wrong on dis forum. i go invite una

while d guyz r thinkin of their compatibility with d female programmers, d real programmer chicks find it hard 2 hook up.

hook me up with anyone finding it hard to hook up

gimbus:

while d guys r thinkin of their compatibility with d female programmers, d real programmer chicks find it hard 2 hook up.

I think I know why

The very pretty ones are always in marketting

The pretty ones are in consulting

The less pretty ones are into Analysis and Designs

The rest are programmers

lol

@javarules

wat do u mean, dat means folake is ugly den?

I think it is a bad idea, cos programmers dont really have a life, and a husband and wife with no life will only give birth to kids that are geeks, they will be so bored at home, they will go on dates and be talking about coding, how boring cld that get.

javalove:

@javarules

what do u mean, that means folake is ugly den?

Please dont bring folake into this,
And did I mention anything as closely related to the word ugly, please u are drawing your own conclusions, dont put words in my mouth

$$Rhino:

I think it is a bad idea, because programmers don't really have a life, and a husband and wife with no life will only give birth to kids that are geeks, they will be so bored at home, they will go on dates and be talking about coding, how boring cld that get.

thats very true. Talking coding is d most boring thing. Code should be coded not talked.

hahaha

how wont the very pretty ones be in marketing!

for God's sake, we bot can always take a break with our kids, it wont be coding and all coding. Programming is not d end, but a means to an end, i will prove u guys wrong

@javarules

i no be pikin ooooo so i can read b/w d lines

javalove:


@javarules

i no be pikin ooooo so i can read b/w d lines

continue reading btw d lines, seriously, I am begining to think all these is all about folake, say d truth

well i dont really see anything in you marrying a programmer as no policy is against not even the policy of the IT
even nigeria constitution is not , but one thing i would advice you on is that "shine your eye, and dont go for brain go for love coz marriage is life contract".
I must say that if your family is generation conpactibility error your codes too will definitely generate CODE ERROR because you'll hardly thing well in sure conditions, so guy beware of your desire!!!!!

ONE LOVE

Geek + Dork= Jackass jnr.

Y'all are so wrong.

I happen to know two programmers who are married. They have three daughters. One is studying Economics, another just got out of secondary school and wants to study Chemical Engineering (she was my classmate, trust me she was a don in chemistry) and the third is in primary school. None of them is crazy about computers. The Chem Eng. one even has a slight aversion for them.

i encourage u to marry a programmer, so u can have programmed sex and programmed babies, then hopefully someday , u guys wont have a segmentation fault in ur relationship, if not u might have to debug it.

I am asking you, is it must for you as programmer to marry programmer?

Why not marrying web designer/web developer ones? Perfect match to share high-level programmer and low-level designer/developer in programming and web development business together.

I used to be like this 20 years finding that mate (high-level programmer) to get marry me. Still no luck for me all those 20 years so far, ending up forced marriage by my parent to high school sweetheart whom i want to end relationship upon my college graduation (2 years difference). Now I am divorced.

For me, just lost interesting in hope finding a soulmate. I throw my "criteria-a-must" relationship with few flaws to work out that is found at below:

For strong relationship between two people connect that is based on:

[list]
[li]Trust[/li]
[li]Spirituality[/li]
[li]4 Characters[/li]
[list]
[li]Humility[/li]
[li]Kindness[/li]
[li]Responsibility[/li]
[li]Happiness[/li]
[/list]

[li]Personal Hygiene[/li]
[li]Communication Skill[/li]
[li]Personal Habits[/li]
[li]Strong Connections[/li]
[list]
[li]Good Chemistry and Compatibility[/li]
[li]Shared Common Interest[/li]
[li]Shared Common Life Goal[/li]
[li]Deeper Emotional[/li]
[li]Sexual Compatibility[/li] (refer the knowledge of sexuality)
[li]Agreed Financial Obligations/Compromise Equally[/li]
[/list]
[/list]

FOR MORE DETAILS MENTIONED ABOVE THE SUMMARY OUTLINES:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-133197.0.html

Yes they can marry and code their future!

A coder should marry someone who appreciates coding but doesn't really get into it.

$$Rhino:

I think it is a bad idea, because programmers don't really have a life, and a husband and wife with no life will only give birth to kids that are geeks, they will be so bored at home, they will go on dates and be talking about coding, how boring cld that get.

You did not just say that.

well, in opinion there is nothing wrong in that. The most important thing is : Is there a Divine Connection? That by all means should be the Basic Benchmark for any reasonable
relationship.

javarules:

continue reading between d lines, seriously, I am begining to think all these is all about folake, say d truth

haaaaa, u no well ooooo. folake ko, morenike ni. i just started this thread because i hope and pray one day, i get married to a programmer and need the opinions of u guys on whether u have seen it happen and the things to expect.

so far, i m not discouraged and search for d programmer of my dream,

_{even if na folake, and so what? bobo bara e da soun jare}

Wow! what a thread , I've been away too long ,

ALL, You guys are right ,

personally I've done (100%) away with any task that requires concentration and standing up

Yeah intelligent ladies are in abundance, everywhere (except techie stuff, )

note o, i said abundance, I'm sure there are many wonderful female coders - i just haven't met many,

some start well, get married and their husbands spoil them for everyone (no more coding)

So i agree with javalove we should marry as many as we can ourselves (its for Opensource , good code and freedom) so as to keep it all in one
happy family,

have you guys watched one of Angelina Jolie's earlier films (The HACKER) thats why i still love her
@javalove lets know how your date goes, and ask her if she has other programmer friends

if you marry programmer, who go programme home affairs

Ghenghis:


@javalove lets know how your date goes, and ask her if she has other programmer friends

u want one too?

he who finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtains favour in the sight of God.

waa sere omo. dats wat m talking about.

you can o jare dont mind them marriage is more tolerance than anything. I think is great when people of same career marry as they can build an empire professionally as long as they master how not to bring the office into their personally lives and as long as code works programmers are great, if it does not they are in mars or jupiter while physically on earth. Go for it great ideas can be shared also Best of luck

tnx man. i'm definately going for it. as long as coe works, programmers r gr8!!!!

Mmm, when she decides to give you READ ONLY access to her 'modules' (vital body parts), ur eye go clear

No mind me jare, if you love your woman go for her

swoosh:

Mmm, when she decides to give you READ ONLY access to her 'modules' (vital body parts), your eye go clear

No mind me jare, if you love your woman go for her

lol, on our weddng day, we go sign the Read, Writ and Execute access agreement so dat wont be a problem

I have lost so many girls because am a programmer, one left last week (i woke up 7:30am - sleep 3am no time) i did not care. i always feel it after i have finished that project that kept me up. most of our ladies need your time, that a serious programmer do not have and cannot give. (_{she talking of fashion etc you are thinking of codes})

the off mode thing is real.
mine is worse off i have two laptops and two desktops(one with large screen), do not disturb on my door. my family thnks they are losing me.

i have not seen i good lady programmer in naija, if there are lets say 0.1%, ugly and less fashionable.

it might work (marriage) the keyword is understanding. then get a helper _{(a non programmer)} for all the works at home.

Programming is not a problem, gaming is. At least you are not called childish,lazy or useless when you are a programmer. If a see any girl thats a pro gamer or can endure my obcessive gaming habit marriage is the next thing even if she is as ugly as a baboon I dont care in time I will begin the see her beauty.