A LETTER TO Dr. NELSON Mandela:
Dear Dr. Nelson, Pls when you get to d world beyond, tell Herbert Macaulay that the party hefounded has been turned to People Destroying Party. Tell Obafemi Awolowo that we now pay school fee without going to school. Help me tell Nnamdi
Azikiwe that the long wall to democracy he built has fallen, only the cracked fence still stands. Tell Chief Anthony Enaharo that the independent nation he fought for is no more.Tell Alh. Shehu Shagari that
boko haram hasdestroyed his reason for creating NYSC cos noone wants to serve in the north any longer. Tell Alh. Ahmadu Bello that our judicial
system now favors only the rich. Also tell Baba Fela
that Terry G is the new afrobeat king. Tell Muritala Mohammed that we still use kerosene to cook and candles to see. Tell King Jaja of Opobo
that we are still slaves in our own country. Pls tell Dele Giwa that the Nigerian press has been bought with money.... Now B4 d last, pls
tell Micheal-Jackson dat a new Break-dance-style titled Holy-Azonto by BGS is now d oda of d day and please don't forget to tell Prof. Iyayi
that federal Govt paid N200 Billion into ASUU account but they have not seen alert. Tell them that we need a quick reply to this letter.

o.k. So how do you intend to send it now that is the issue.