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Church Dedication by kay9(m): 12:34pm On Jul 29, 2008
During a church dedication service is one VERY rural area (mohawkchic's village, in fact) the pastor called on a well-dressed young man to say the opening prayer. Incidentally, the young man had just returned from Harlem, USA, where he'd been living for the past 16 years. Anyway, the man accepts the mic and proceeds to prayer:
"Dear Gawd, and ma homie Jesus, what's up y'all? We ya babies are gathered here to dedicate this church. Gawd, we know we done sins; it's our bad, Man. But, Gawd, you gotta bless us, because we's suffering. We really suffering here, man! Frankly, if You don't bless, then this whole show is just bullshit! It's just bleeped-up! In ya most holy name we pray."

And the illitrate congregation, none the wiser, happily chorus: AMEN!!!

Uche Ogbuagu, sorry-o!
Re: Church Dedication by lysaa(f): 12:42pm On Jul 29, 2008
grin heard it b4 but its still hot.
Re: Church Dedication by Jeovy(m): 3:03pm On Jul 29, 2008
another Bleep again
Re: Church Dedication by spenchuks(m): 7:09pm On Jul 29, 2008
u are forgiven for recognising the originator.
all the same, its still "palatable"
Re: Church Dedication by benjay1(m): 9:37am On Jul 30, 2008
~I likw the way kay9 confess say no be him get the joke.

~and where the hell is mohawkchic ??
Re: Church Dedication by chioya(f): 10:17am On Jul 30, 2008
@poster
old joke still cool

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