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Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by lillucky(m): 12:29pm On Feb 14, 2009
hey god who is my mother as the little boy asked his father in heaven.

oneday a d pig called chika wolked up in the mourning and did not greet the mother, chika did not also greet the elder brothers and sisters. as user and he just went strightly to the father's room to ask him a question
chika: daddy why is it that our mouth is biger than the mouth of all other animals?



the father answered him my son don worry wen you become old your children will also ask you the same question.
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by naijabase: 6:19pm On Feb 14, 2009
a lot of fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
keep it up
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 8:56pm On Feb 15, 2009
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2009
is that were u live?
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:11pm On Feb 15, 2009
Of course
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:15pm On Feb 15, 2009
u once told me u sleep under the bridge.

Thank gawd u don finally see one container atleast to take cover all night long
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:16pm On Feb 15, 2009
Lol
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:22pm On Feb 15, 2009
i know sey u like awuf things na
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:23pm On Feb 15, 2009
He doesn't
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:29pm On Feb 15, 2009
u mean your partner in crime?
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:30pm On Feb 15, 2009
Lol and who is that? cheesy
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:33pm On Feb 15, 2009
mallam musa na.
u don forget that cattle rearer u once told me you've been dating for 2years now?
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:35pm On Feb 15, 2009
Mallam who? shocked

Me? Date? Ohh, I get it, good one wink
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:38pm On Feb 15, 2009
are u denying that unfortunate handsome bobo of yours already?

because hin no get money abi angry
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:40pm On Feb 15, 2009
I don't know who you are talking about jor tongue
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:43pm On Feb 15, 2009
finally, water don enter garri.

are u taking me serious? grin
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:44pm On Feb 15, 2009
Do I ever? tongue grin
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:48pm On Feb 15, 2009
well, your sounding confused grin

how are you sweety?
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:49pm On Feb 15, 2009
Very fine thankyou, yourself? tongue
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:53pm On Feb 15, 2009
no shaking for my side jare, and the valentine was sweet. lol

and yours?
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 9:55pm On Feb 15, 2009
Hehehehe, valentines day huh, it was normal tongue
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 9:58pm On Feb 15, 2009
whats the laughter for?

dont tell me mallam musa didn't take u out grin
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 10:01pm On Feb 15, 2009
Lol mallam ko cheesy
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 10:05pm On Feb 15, 2009
its funny right? lol

well, erm, i dont think i've got much time to talk to today, tomorow is work and i must be up very earlly, miss u folds friend.

bye for now wink
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by lordmassac(m): 5:48pm On Feb 16, 2009
Lol mallam ko
so na aboki you dey friend now shocked shocked shocked shocked
u don dey get concubine abi angry angry angry
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Lolabbey: 5:51pm On Feb 16, 2009
na wah ooo
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by Nobody: 6:04pm On Feb 16, 2009
lordmassac:

so na aboki you dey friend now shocked shocked shocked shocked
u don dey get concubine abi angry angry angry
what the tongue
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 10:55am On Feb 17, 2009
make una no spoil this our little sister na angry
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by lordmassac(m): 2:08pm On Feb 17, 2009
make una no spoil this our little sister na Angry
who be little girl she be iya agba cool cool
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 2:33pm On Feb 17, 2009
well, i better leave this for ibkaye to handle grin
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by clemcykul(f): 2:55pm On Feb 17, 2009
better for your peace of mind
Re: Why Is Pig's Mouth Bigger Than Others by studio43(m): 3:01pm On Feb 17, 2009
farts on clemcykuls face , kicks his ass and hiss on him in every dialect of nigeria

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