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Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:08pm On Dec 13, 2013
-Just like Jesus, I always knew that Amanfrommars would be a judas to atheists since last year (I didnt know it would be to me)
-I predicted that I would be around when Jesoul fell in January.....Jesoul left under questionable circumstances grin
-I predicted that Humbledbygrace would fail/leave the job......she messed up alot and finally left the job


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

How do i do it?
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 7:18pm On Dec 13, 2013
So ? Is atheism now a religion? grin grin
Prophet LB , the power of your baptism is still present you know despite your numerous blasphemy .

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Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Dec 13, 2013
POPE II: So ? Is atheism now a religion? grin grin
Prophet LB , the power of your baptism is still present you know despite your numerous blasphemy .


All glory goes to the spag monster wink
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 7:29pm On Dec 13, 2013
Logicboy03:


All glory goes to the spag monster wink
what's that?
As for your question : No an atheist can't b a prophet.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:48pm On Dec 13, 2013
Your first prophecy about Judas unfortunately was self-prophecy brother.

The real Judas betrayed Jesus, just like you attend mass on Sundays to reap bread from his followers. Then come here to rant against them, heck, you even fight for Catholic interests these days.

So bro, you are Judas, Aaron and Hosea all in one.


cool
TB Jo-SLAMMED.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by raptureready: 7:49pm On Dec 13, 2013
The question is;

Should an atheist believe in prophecy? smiley
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Dec 13, 2013
Logicboy03:


All glory goes to the spag monster wink

Na only indomie monster dey give prophecies like this.
tongue
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 13, 2013
rapture_ready: The question is;

Should an atheist believe in prophecy? smiley
The real question is

can't Christians sense sarcasm? undecided

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Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
The real question is

can't Christians sense sarcasm? undecided

grin grin grin
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 7:51pm On Dec 13, 2013
The real answer is atheists should stop spamming our section
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:53pm On Dec 13, 2013
POPE II: The real answer is atheists should stop spamming our section
Ask Jesus for help.

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Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:54pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
The real question is

can't Christians sense sarcasm? undecided


Epic, sir.....epic reply


Guy.....that was a knockout counter wink
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 7:54pm On Dec 13, 2013
You are the needy one ..seek Jesus, he loves you
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:57pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
Ask Jesus for help.

grin grin christians don't abide by their words.

Their cars spoil, they give it to the mechanic

Their phone spoils, to the technician

Their cloth tears, to the tailor

Atheist spam their thread, they take it to the mods

Why go through all these stress when God answers prayers. Christians should learn to always cast their burden upon Jesus for he cares for them

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Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Dec 13, 2013
POPE II: You are the needy one ..seek Jesus, he loves you
Sorry, I'm not gay, and I don't do fetish lipsrsealed. He should take his holes somewhere else.

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Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Redlyn: 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
Lol good one. Pray.
Prayer: How to not affect the situation in anyway and feel better about doing nothing
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by woky: 8:02pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars: Your first prophecy about Judas unfortunately was self-prophecy brother.

The real Judas betrayed Jesus, just like you attend mass on Sundays to reap bread from his followers. Then come here to rant against them, heck, you even fight for Catholic interests these days.

So bro, you are Joshua, Caleb and Hosea all in one.


cool
TB Jo-SLAMMED.

mtcheeeeew!


you and LB ar stil confuse


stil yet to see a real Atheist..

Una own atheist na childs play
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
Take you but hurt to Mary.
#ignored

You're not worth a post.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
Sorry, I'm not gay, and I don't do fetish lipsrsealed. He should take his holes somewhere else.
may God forgive you . We will pray the rosary for your confused soul
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by onetrack(m): 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2013
woky: mtcheeeeew!


you and LB ar stil confuse


stil yet to see a real Atheist..

Una own atheist na childs play

And I've never met a 'real' Christian. The last Christian died on the cross.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 8:06pm On Dec 13, 2013
She is caring mother, you can seek her help too
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 8:07pm On Dec 13, 2013
onetrack:

And I've never met a 'real' Christian. The last Christian died on the cross.
*yawns*
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 13, 2013
POPE II: She is caring mother, you can seek her help too
I'd rather rest in the bosom of an ash..












....... Use ur hand complete am, grin
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Ajibam: 8:17pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
I'd rather rest in the bosom of an ash..












....... Use ur hand complete am, grin

you can try Jesus
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by woky: 8:38pm On Dec 13, 2013
aManFromMars:
Sorry, I'm not gay, and I don't do fetish lipsrsealed. He should take his holes somewhere else.
it costs to be stupid, the stupider you ar the more it costs.


Atheist my as.s!
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by NativeBoy: 8:40pm On Dec 13, 2013
The answer to your question is no. What you have described isn't prophecy.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by woky: 8:42pm On Dec 13, 2013
onetrack:

And I've never met a 'real' Christian. The last Christian died on the cross.
Ignorance will not kill you, but it wil make you sweat alot grin


are you an atheist
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by ghostofsparta(m): 9:14pm On Dec 13, 2013
What a funny thread. AmanfromMars got good agbalhumour. Especially the ones I liked.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by POPEII: 9:20pm On Dec 13, 2013
Lb is a Christian joor undecided
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 9:26pm On Dec 13, 2013
Who Is HumbledbYGrace? Who are the Moderators? Forgive my ignorance please.
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by woky: 9:28pm On Dec 13, 2013
Eminado01: Who Is HumbledbYGrace? Who are the Moderators? Forgive my ignorance please.
ask sule
Re: Can An Atheist Be A Prophet? by Nobody: 9:29pm On Dec 13, 2013
woky: ask sule

How old are you

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