I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?

I saw him at yaba left. Goodluck

Manhunter™:
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?

U need a psychiatric evaluation! Omoale jatijati

Brb

You ain't even through hunting man like your username says, you want to start hunting God. Are you sure you'll succeed?

Easy thing! You'll have to die first so you'll see Him then u can kill Him. So RIP brova!!

dude is crazy

Manhunter™:
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?

Save your energy.
Gods seem to die of natural death.
The streets of history are littered with corpses of dead gods.

Remember Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Amen Ra, Jesus, Baal, Yahweh?
These gods are long dead and buried, though for Jesus and Yahweh, their memory still linger a bit( thought slowly fading).

Each time we know a little more about the universe, a piece of god dies.

So, my friend, be a little patient, the few gods that left are living on borrowed time.

Wehrey re o.

NnamdiN: I saw him at yaba left. Goodluck

You mean Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is at yaba left?

eyenCalabar: You ain't even through hunting man like your username says, you want to start hunting God. Are you sure you'll succeed?

God is just an over powered man!

bennysucre: Easy thing! You'll have to die first so you'll see Him then u can kill Him. So RIP brova!!

The dead are harmless. He should face me while I'm still alive.

rationalmind: dude is crazy

Not as crazy as Jesus though. Only a crazy man would walk on water.

Nairalanders should be careful of the things they post on this forum. You want to kill God! May He forgive you. Some of us are not aware that all men shall account for every idle word they say!

plaetton:

Save your energy.
Gods seem to die of natural death.
The streets of history are littered with corpses of dead gods.

Remember Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Amen Ra, Jesus, Baal, Yahweh?
These gods are long dead and buried, though for Jesus and Yahweh, their memory still linger a bit( thought slowly fading).

Each time we know a little more about the universe, a piece of god dies.

So, my friend, be a little patient, the few gods that left are living on borrowed time.

Yes, they are only alive because their followers are keeping them alive. Hmmn.......... maybe I should end them instead.......... hmmn......... I will decide after a board meeting with the association of fallen angels and friends.

ify@nairaland:
Nairalanders should be careful of the things they post on this forum. You want to kill God! May He forgive you. Some of us are not aware that all men shall account for every idle word they say! >:

You are right sister, if some people on this forum are not careful, they'll end up in hell fire. Imagine that Plaetton saying God is on borrowed time, may God forgive him.

Manhunter™:
Not as crazy as Jesus though. Only a crazy man would walk on water.

it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God

Dr2great: it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God

Lol, it's worse for God to fall into the hands of man. Ask Jesus.


The Jewish rebel hasn't returned for over 200 years.

plaetton:

Save your energy.
Gods seem to die of natural death.
The streets of history are littered with corpses of dead gods.

Remember Zeus, Apollo, Venus, Amen Ra, Jesus, Baal, Yahweh?
These gods are long dead and buried, though for Jesus and Yahweh, their memory still linger a bit( thought slowly fading).

Each time we know a little more about the universe, a piece of god dies.

So, my friend, be a little patient, the few gods that left are living on borrowed time.

plaetton.. I pity u ... u better ask for forgiveness cause u r saying blasphemy unto your Creator...

Manhunter™:
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?

This guy knows

cotzywitzy:



plaetton.. I pity u ... u better ask for forgiveness cause u r saying blasphemy unto your Creator...

The word blasphemy would not exist in the lexicon of a creator, if there was such a creator.
The word blasphemy was created by the same mind that created god.

Blasphemy is just one of god's many body guards to protect him from the prying eyes of reason.

Manhunter™:
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?

You actually got a false vision because all you cant. All power belongs to GOD Almighty. Stop blaspheming pls. Repent and give your life to Christ before it will late

Nothing wey I no go read...

I've often thought about this. The problem is his omniscience, he'll know I want to bash him over the head with the machete I will be holding.

A possible solution is to use a contradiction to show how by the laws of nature (which religitards would call his laws) and more importantly, logic, he cannot possibly exist. Even if he does exist at the time he'll then be mandatated to kill himself. Something similar was used in 'hitchhikers guide to the galaxy'.

Then again, he's omniscient. So he should know he doesn't exist. Contradiction, see?

Iron chariots. God lost a battle against an army equipped with them according to the old testament.

Too Much Sci-fi and Marvel Comics is not good for your health! Try smoking weed bro,at least,they{weed smokers} respect God!

Simple.









A cross and 3 nails.

*Spits on thread and walks out*

aManFromMars:

Lol, it's worse for God to fall into the hands of man. Ask Jesus.


The Jewish rebel hasn't returned for over 200 years.

You are a monkey

philfearon: Too Much Sci-fi and Marvel Comics is not good for your health! Try smoking weed bro,at least,they{weed smokers} respect God!

You mean the most 'high' God

Area_boy:

This guy knows

Kratos is one bad dude. Laid waste to all the gods of Olympus.

pigin: You mean the most 'high' God

Yeah! "MOST HIGH GOD" cuz na Him dey reason pass!