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Re: How Can I Kill God? by Peterwizzy: 5:02pm On Dec 15, 2013
pigin: You mean the most 'high' God undecided
most high God na him dey smoke weed pass na him dey high pass guy u wicked grin
Re: How Can I Kill God? by RoyaleR(m): 5:18pm On Dec 15, 2013
This thread is sweet mehhnngrin

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Re: How Can I Kill God? by LadyH(f): 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2013
Beloxxy: Nothing wey I no go read...
Re: How Can I Kill God? by PopeXanderVII: 5:26pm On Dec 15, 2013
I love this Thread. So Funny!
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 7:09pm On Dec 15, 2013
undecided undecided Jokes section??
Re: How Can I Kill God? by benodic: 3:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
@ op

to kill God is very simple. just kill yourself and every other thing in existence. because you and everything in existence are simply God in expression .
I will suggest you start by killing yourself.
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 9:48pm On Dec 18, 2013
benodic: @ op

to kill God is very simple. just kill yourself and every other thing in existence. because you and everything in existence are simply God in expression .
I will suggest you start by killing yourself.
Panentheist?
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 2:07am On Dec 19, 2013
See wickedness, joke section.
Re: How Can I Kill God? by benodic: 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2013
@ Manhunter

to kill God is very simple. just kill yourself and every other thing in existence. because you and everything in existence are simply God in expression .



Panentheist?

joketheist
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2013
benodic:
@ Manhunter





joketheist
undecided undecided
What does that even mean?
Re: How Can I Kill God? by benodic: 9:26pm On Dec 19, 2013
@ manhunter


What does that even mean?

contemplate on it
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ManhunterTM(m): 9:30pm On Dec 19, 2013
benodic: @ manhunter




contemplate on it
There is nothing to contemplate on. Contemplate on a word you created yourself........pfft
Re: How Can I Kill God? by ogbonge9grian: 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2013
pussyeater:
U need a psychiatric evaluation! Omoale jatijati
says a hypocritical pooosyeater.
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Nobody: 12:06pm On Nov 27, 2022
ManhunterTM:
I've just gotten a vision of my past life on earth!
God killed my entire family when he flooded the earth, I was a baby then and he had no pity on me.
Great thing is I am the reincarnated son of a fallen angel and I plan to take my revenge on him (this was revealed to me in my vision) but the thing is, I don't know how to go about this. How do I kill God?
tell god to swear that he has ever fuckd lilith my soul
Re: How Can I Kill God? by Cgy1: 5:09pm On Nov 28, 2022
How

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