₦airaland Forum

Had Nelson Mandela been a Nigerian..hmmmm
m;
1. The corpse will stay in the morgue for
5yrs to enable government prepare for
"befitting" burial.
2. Government will set up burial planning
committee with power to award contracts
to construct new roads leading to
Mandela's home town - (Qunu),
construction of new airport, importation
of bullet proof hearse that will carry the
corpse, construction of new stadium for
burial reception, new presidential jet,
etc.,
3. The national Assembly will pass new
budget to accommodate burial expenses.
4. There will be a national aso ebi
(uniform) imported from Holland, which
will be made compulsory for every
Nigerian to buy, sew and wear.
5. During the 5 years of mourning,
Governors, traditional rulers, students
bodies will struggle to book for
appointments to visit and pay condolence
to Mr President.
6. New slangs will emerge, for instance
Yoruba greetings will start: "e ku Madiba
o" .... "eku iku Mandela o"!
7. Our networks will produce new caller
tunes...."to hear Mandela's last breath,
press 1, to hear the last word he spoke,
press 2,", etc.
8. New products will emerge,
egg...Madiba zobo drink, Madiba pure
water, Madiba magic soap/cream.
9. Our musicians ahh!!! 5 albums daily
in praise of the icon!
10. New born babies will be named after
him.
11. Pastors will start seeing vision of how
Mandela met them and sent a message
to the world through them!!!
I lie??

I've never seen any truth that's more truthful than this!!