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Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by SisterCaro(m): 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2013
I met this igbo guy on twitter, he lives in US. He told me he was in search for a wife but he didn't want yankee babes because they act like witches when they see monies. So he said before he decides whether to make me his future wife or not i should cook for him when he comes back home. So i decided to prepare spaghetti and boiled potatoes for him. I served it together with stout. He hardly ate my food and after dropping me off at home he never called or text me again. Now i want to know is it that they don't eat spaghetti or potatoes in yankee or wot? Don't they know 5star foods?
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by Enegod(m): 2:31pm On Dec 15, 2013
undecided
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by Peterwizzy: 5:09pm On Dec 15, 2013
if u had served him pounded yam and egusi it would have been a different story
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by Dhurmynick(m): 7:45pm On Dec 15, 2013
Jesus. It may be food poisoning or maybe your food is very tasteless.
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 4:58pm On Dec 23, 2013
What is yankee?

Did he taste any other thing apart from your cooking when you were together?
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by Nobody: 7:12am On Dec 27, 2013
WTF mehn? undecided
If I wanted to eat spaghetti and potatoes I wouldn't have flown all the way to your spot in Naija would I? angry
If you are hosting anyone from yankee/Jand PLEASE throw it down properly with pounded yam/amala/etc with some very exotic soup with plenty cooked animals inside.

No fawk up like dat again O undecided
Re: Nigerian Yankee Guys Don't Know 5star Restaurant Foods Or Wot? by Nobody: 8:15am On Dec 27, 2013
Why will he not run away if you want to kill him with so much starch in one plate grin

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