when the calabar boy finally opens a restaurant in ur neighbourhood and u decide to go chill with ur bae only to see this (hilarious pix)

Gross

AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

@ bolded

Bros I don dey fear you oo, u mean dead or alive?

Dog and b!tches

Calabar eat dogs... guys eat b!tches

na calabar shoprite be dat

wtfCode:
na calabar shoprite be dat

Na so I see am bro, lolz

*modified
abeg conductor stop me here oooo! I don reach my junction
**jumps down from bus**
Conductor: oga wey my money?
Me:which money....? Oh ur money
Digs hand inside my pocket and bring out very clean 1000 naira note.
Conductor: oga, ha no change o
Me: don't worry keep the change.

Finally God don answer my prayer oo. This is a sign of good things to come our way, if u believe click like.

Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

Now this is funny, can't stop laughing

But I hate dog not to talk of eating the meat, but I can still share it with my teeth for my younger ones

Back in the days,at secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.
During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%.The results used to be announced out from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or 2nd to be
called out.One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out.The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had
not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking:
"Guy wats up?"
"How you take do am?"
And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He
had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved the so called genius wrong, Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my dreams have been answered.
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said,
"There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that
scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it".Then i FAINTED!

It's called 404

asuustrike2009:
It's called 404

Lol @ 404, is that a code name or what?

wins18:
Lol @ 404, is that a code name or what?

Yeah

wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage

call Lalasticlala

wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage

Keep dreaming. Lalasticlala come c something

Sammyashol:
Keep dreaming. Lalasticlala come c something

Kayoski:
call Lalasticlala

Pls give me his number

wins18:
Pls give me his number

I can see y u can't make front page.

u r trying to be funny..

Sammyashol:
Keep dreaming. Lalasticlala come c something

wins18:
I wonder when any of my post will make frontpage

GODWIN finally!

Rasisco:
AMA CALABAR BOY. I USE TO DISLIKE DOG MEAT BEFORE BUT I ATE IT UNKNOWINGLY SINCE THEN I EAT DOG MEAT ANYTIME ANY DAY ANYWHERE. THAT'S NOT HOW ITS PREPARED . MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT IN A BLACK POT....THE POST IS SO FUNNY LOOOLZ

its in the blood bro, your inner being had always liked it but you didn't know, now that you've tasted Dog meat, am sure all the dogs in your area will be missing gradually

Best cook ever

missing dogs

Poor dogs

Never had dogs for food and I'm really not looking forward to it.
You'll now see dogs and be scared of revenge mission

is that Hot dog ...lol

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