Husband to wife: Today is a fine day.
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Next day he says: Today is a fine day.
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Again next day, he says same thing: Today
is a fine day.
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Finally after a week, the wife can't take it
and asks her husband: Since one week, you
are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am
fed up. What's the matter?
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Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one
fine day.' I was just trying to remind you.