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Ten New Funniest Akpors Jokes You Should Never Miss! by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 30, 2013 |
1 . Girl: I'm warning you , my Mummy is coming back soon .. AKPOS : But I'm not doing anything .. Girl : That ' s why I' m warning you . ================ Hurry up CASHIER : This is the 5 th movie ticket you ' ve bought tonight Sir , Why ? .. AKPOS : Yes, that I. diot at the entrance keeps tearing it . ================ TEACHER: What ' s your favorite flower ?. . AKPOS : Chrysanthemum . . TEACHER: Spell it . . AKPOS : I was joking o . My favorite flower is Rose R- O- S -E ================ Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful . Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl . Akpos : Hello! Ugly girl: Hi !! Akpos : Wanna dance ? Ugly Girl: Yes ( excited ) Akpos : OK , Go and dance , I wanna talk to your friend . ================ Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do ? Akpos 'Teacher : - Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION " .. . Papa Akpos : Ah Ah . .. You know say na SMALL pikin .. . .. .You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO ". ================ Teacher : Behind every successful man there is a woman . What do we learn from this ? Akpos : We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN. ================ Teacher : Make a Sentence with Big Akpos : The Ram Is Big Teacher : Make it longer Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo. ================ OPERATOR : 911 , wat 's your emergency ? AKPOS : Two girls are fighting over me .. OPERATOR : So ? .. AKPOS : The ugly one is winning. ================ Teacher : Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly ? .. Akpos : A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird . ================ Ochuko : Akpos , where have you been ? Akpos : Watching a football match ? Ochuko : Who played? .. Akpos : Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire Add Yours . 1 Like |
Re: Ten New Funniest Akpors Jokes You Should Never Miss! by Datruggedman: 6:56am On Oct 23, 2013 |
Nice one kip it up |
Re: Ten New Funniest Akpors Jokes You Should Never Miss! by Nobody: 3:48pm On May 31, 2019 |
Outstandingly neat job dude |
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