1 . Girl: I'm warning you , my Mummy
is coming
back soon ..
AKPOS : But I'm not doing anything ..
Girl : That ' s why I' m warning you .
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Hurry up CASHIER : This is the 5 th
movie ticket
you ' ve bought tonight Sir , Why ? ..
AKPOS : Yes, that I. diot at the
entrance keeps
tearing it .
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TEACHER: What ' s your favorite
flower ?. .
AKPOS : Chrysanthemum . .
TEACHER: Spell it . .
AKPOS : I was joking o . My favorite
flower is
Rose R- O- S -E
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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One
was ugly
and the other one was beautiful .
Akpos walked
straight to the ugly girl .
Akpos : Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi !!
Akpos : Wanna dance ?
Ugly Girl: Yes ( excited )
Akpos : OK , Go and dance , I wanna
talk to your
friend .
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Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive
am
commot for school, Wetin he do ?
Akpos 'Teacher : - Your son is not
brilliant at all,
he cant even spell "LION " .. .
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah . .. You know say
na SMALL
pikin .. . .. .You for tell am make he
spell SMALL
ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO ".
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Teacher : Behind every successful
man there is
a woman . What do we learn from
this ?
Akpos : We should stop wasting time
in studies
and find that WOMAN.
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Teacher : Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos : The Ram Is Big
Teacher : Make it longer
Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo.
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OPERATOR : 911 , wat 's your
emergency ?
AKPOS : Two girls are fighting over
me ..
OPERATOR : So ? ..
AKPOS : The ugly one is winning.
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Teacher : Who can state one diff btw
a Bird and
a Fly ? ..
Akpos : A bird can fly, but a fly
cannot bird .
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Ochuko : Akpos , where have you
been ?
Akpos : Watching a football match ?
Ochuko : Who played? ..
Akpos : Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire
Add Yours .

Nice one kip it up

Outstandingly neat job dude