Only a fool will wait patiently for a monster, so notorious in consuming prey without hesitation to pay a visit. Interestingly, the said monster is not strange in any way, so familiar to the extent that every prey it pays a visit knows exact way it will be consumed before it happen. In the year 1979, the monster surprisingly and miraculously saved a prey,not because of its kindness, but because it was not hungry by then, but got the prey consumed by 1983, through petitions, Letters, criticisms full of lies, propaganda and deceit. Same way it devoured the next prey by 1985. The next prey was so skilful like Maradona that it was able to dribble for up to 8 years. When it discovered that it could not escape the monster, it presented "sacrificial"prey , before consuming two of them, the monster reasoned that the" SACRIFICIAL"prey is not the MESSIAH the animal kingdom want. The next prey couldn't survive 90 days of lies and propaganda. The next prey now seen the danger in accommodating or tolerating this monster decided to change history by becoming the monster and make prey out of the monster. Unfortunately it died on the process of swallowing the monster. The next prey quickly did the "NEEDFUL" by handing over the animal kingdom to the monster. For 8 years the kingdom witnessed deaths, killing, murders, assassinations, intimidations etc. But for the first time in many years, no "BEFORE IT'S LATE" propaganda letters, everything was going so well for the monster that it pushed for more time to terrorise, but the kingdom resisted it. To punish the kingdom for daring it, the monster handed over the kingdom to a very sick and weak prey. The prey died before the monster becomes hungry. Here comes the most delicious of all prey that came when all lions, tigers, hyenas, crocodiles of the kingdom are all extremely hungry and all desperate to have a deep bites. Unfortunately for them, the monster is not hungry yet, it has to preserve the prey till it's hungry, and that was done successfully. Finally, finally, the monster is hungry hence the release of all possible amour like "BEFORE IT'S LATE " propaganda letters, lies, deceit, intimidations against the prey. With the obvious history of the monster, if nothing is done by the prey to avoid being devoured then the devourer has no option than to "DO THE NEEDFUL"
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Warning :This satire is for the wise, fools keep off.
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Buhari, knowing fully well the antecedent of Obasanjo which the monster represent in this satire will certainly keep him away by jailing him, with that he has killed two birds with one stone. 1 - Keeping the devil away.
2- Making name for himself as fighter of corruption.
Once beaten, twice shy.

WTF?

Summarize this, and make it more understandable pls!

OP needs some injection!

Oh great news. Good luck with that in 2096. Hopeful he's still alive because even death has no use for the gen