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New Element Added To The Periodic Table by Afrok(m): 8:07am On Dec 16, 2013
Name : Girlfriend
Symbol : Gf
Atomic Weight : Don't Even Dare
2 Ask!
Physical properties :
1. Boils at Anytime.
2. Can Freeze at Anytime.
3. Melts if Handled with Love & Care.
4. Very Bitter if Mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very Reactive.
2. Highly Unstable.
3. Posses Strong Affinity 4 Gold,
platinum, Clothes & Other Precious
Items.
4. Money Reducing Agent,
5. Volatile when left Alone.
Occurence:
Mostly found in front of mirror.

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How Will You Shorten The Name 'ESUPOFO' / Like Seriously!!!!!! / !!!!Xmas Gift!!!! Load D Voucher Respectively.

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