hmmmmi c

cbase:


Infobaba is the layabout, he has nothing doing, whenever you need an extra hand, call him if you can spare some coins or some change.

eflabor eflabor u go wound o

where e no wound??

make e no be bla bla bla o

u and dis ya bla bla bla sef

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Gabrywl, sells Groundnut here, bewarned don't ask for credit as she's mean n very hot tempered n sometimes very confused, take your time with her, n have patience while yu wait for your change, if you have any.

Eh Eh Eh. . . . . . This na boguss lie ohhhh. . . . . . . If you tell my father and mother that I have a temper, they will laugh at you so hard that they will pee in their pants after that. And me confuse LAILAI!!!

na do ur parents dey laugh before

cbase:

Finally Opslag you don come here, welcome
let me do the introductions

I'm Cbase as you know,

Jeovy is the Guy, that just married, but not proud of the wife. He runs a Garbage n Sewage Business

Studio is the Guy that has a way with women, but doesnt have a girlfriend yet, as they can't stand his body odour, na my friend sha, na why i wan buy body spray for am. He likes money too as u can see, n he hasnt enof of it.

Mykali is the house boy, look 4 him wheneva u have any errands you need to be done

If u smoke, Tufe is the Guy 2 look out for.

Tyty's the Mad looking one, with dreadlocks, Wife 2 Tufe, she's smokes wella, as she competes with guys, 2, 3, Wraps na just the begining. when u hear her post "Yummie" dnt post again or reply na sign say her Kolo don dey start, at that point she only understands her Husband Tufe, as he's the only one that has a way with her. BEWARNED she's the most dangerous here.

Gabrywl, sells Groundnut here, bewarned don't ask for credit as she's mean n very hot tempered n sometimes very confused, take your time with her, n have patience while yu wait for your change, if you have any.

Ibkaye runs the Beer Parlour, feel free 2 walk in & drink

Spenchuk's the Aboki n the house, Buy your indomies n biscuit from him.

Chioya's the Spinster in the neighbourhood that was unfortunate 2 have a very Naughty Boy "Little Johnny" perhaps u've heard of him, she's cool 'cept sometimes, her mouth runs faster that her brain, n trust me she's as beautiful as they come, u can check her out  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-165555.0.html#msg2726184

Infobaba is the layabout, he has nothing doing, whenever you need an extra hand, call him if you can spare some coins or some change.

[i]Lysaa is the Gossip, beware of her, she's a beauty no doubt, but her wants are much, "buy me this, Get me that" Ibo girl 2 da core, no doubt you've met her, but in a guile, here, u'll see her true color.[/i]I guess that's all pretty we have in the house, Others abide, you'll get to meet them soon enough. we'll get to know you more, n where you really belong.

on the contrary, I am an information manager. .INFOMATION MANAGERRRRR. lol
Who nor like money? Show me and i'll tell u he is a fool!

what do u mean

which part? the info manager part or the money part 

how u dey? I don miss u tire. 

chei! talk true say u miss me
me too don miss u die

sure

walaihi=LIFE!

even u too clemcy

Spenchucks, of couse my parents will Laugh Out Loud and will smack whoever whom said it and say CHEI!!!

@cbase
ur own don finish be dat na me u dey call aboki? chei i don die
beware of me oh, because i fit commit suicide for ya head

@gabrywyl
chei no dey for dat ya froggy language, so u no fit undastand.
na only chon pin su wey u sabi speak. i be correct "NWA AFOR"

@lysaa
i dey jelux oh. why u go dey miss me with clemcy

Of course I dont understand cause like I said, I am Malaysian ohhhh. . . . . O jasi ni?

then what are u doing here

mad people don full this house,mad cbase dey introduce the house to another craze.na wah

spenchuks:

then what are u doing here

LONGGGGGGGG story ohhhh. . . . . . . . . Just ignore me if you feel the same way like

Jeovy:

mad people don full this house,mad cbase dey introduce the house to another craze.na wah

Who is mad and who you calling mad

egba mi o, beats my imagination too

oh well. . . .

@Gab
my name no be chase, what am i chasing, tis Cbase, as in base.

[sigh]

dey sigh der na, na ur tray of Groundnut i go seize, den u go no say i serious

Ok bro, than you will be the next groundnut seller. I hereby declare you as one.

@ cbase
thank God i don catch u. shebi na u dey call me aboki
be careful because next time i no go take am lightly with u

[size=8pt][i]*knocks cbase on the head and lets him go*

HAHA! You treat him like a school boy

before nko? na school boy him be

spen pls spare him. .that was just a freudian slip. .he realy didnt mean to do it I know. .I know Him like I know U

Spen chey anytime u see woman, ur ====> go dey wag abi?, anyway, i wan buy Indomie, who dey shop?

HAHAHAHAH! Thats what I call a Hyperactive Koko!  The koko fit do tap dance and kungfu hustle all at da same time 

lysaa:

spen please spare him. .that was just a freudian slip. .he realy didnt mean to do it I know. .I know Him like I know You

na because of u i go spare cbase. but if he try it next time, him go regret why he know me

Tyty B4 n After