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| The Dog by feelgood(m): 11:38am On Jun 19, 2006 |
A little girl asked, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block"? Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean"? asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle"? The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." |
| Re: The Dog by micklplus(m): 3:06pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
OMG ! ran out of gas indeed Nice One Cheers  |
| Re: The Dog by michy(f): 3:09pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
quite funny |
| Re: The Dog by timmy7(m): 9:55pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
got me there  |
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