1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remembe
r everything for ever, they'll
always come back for good time.
2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you
the moment you turn her off or
an upgrading version of your
hardware/ software is available.
3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for
looking, beautiful but don't even
think of dating them, you'll have
high blood pressure, not their
fault but it's due to popular
demand.
4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to
access because of many pages
involved to browse. At times the
webpages are not accessible due
to multiple log in over different
I.P address.
5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy
when needed but server is
always green.
6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are
always available for any show
down, party riders, all night
movers, their phone works
better than MTN customers
service, taxi is their favorite car
and love to take pictures at every
hotel rooms and call it home.
7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of
girls are normally called
"WIFE" once enters in your
system, they will spread and
overwrite your anti-virus and
dominate all your important files,
they will download files that are
not retrievable and upgrade it
to a new version after nine
months and creating more
applications for you to start
working with such as changing
your system name to ''father'',
the VIRUS GIRLS comes in just
two versions, either to upgrade
or downgrade, choose wisely
when choosing this
software,they don't leave even
after formatting.

Which one U̶̲̥̅̊ dey date now?

Guy na hard disk level i dey

Ok thank God for u