A failed Taliban suicide bomber was arrested. While a full body search was made by police they revealed the bomber to wear a protective metal shield around his genital area. Asked for it’s purpose, his response was that he wanted to keep his penis safe after blowing himself up, so as not to have any sexual problems when he meets 72 virgins in paradise.

He wants to enter his non-existent paradise not by the virtue of his deeds, but by his dick!

Source: http://themuslimissue./2013/12/15/taliban-suicide-bomber-keeps-his-penis-safe/

And Muslims here keep telling us there is nothing like se.x. in paradise.........

Why not post it in muslim section.

Why not?
He needs to protect his valuable treasure that he would certainly need for his sin party with 72 virgins.
Wouldn't you do the same?

He he he.
Religion na wa.!