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Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 1:33pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven 08.02.2013, 18:19  Features Khalida Akhtar, a 20-year-old Taliban suicide bomber, decided at the last minute not to blow herself up at the main train station in the capitol of Pakistan because she remembered that she would have to deal with a bunch of virgin guys in heaven, local authorities say.  Ms. Akhtar, who was dressed in a head-to-toe burqa and strapped with explosives, was seen just hours ago running and screaming through the Islamabad Railway Station before she was apprehended by local law enforcement. "The young woman realized that she would have 72 virgins on her hands if she sacrificed her earthly life, and apparently the thought made her so sick to her stomach that she decided on the spot to pull the plug on the whole operation and give herself up to the authorities," police officer Malik Rashid told reporters. In a statement recorded by arresting officers, Ms. Akhtar explained her decision. "I'd actually never stopped before to think about the reward I would receive for my sacrifice," Ms. Khalida said. "Unlike my brother and his friends, I'm actually not a fan of virgins. To be fair, I don't think any woman in the world is. I'm supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don't know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don't think so!" Khalida added. As she was taken into custody, Khalida Akhtar also reportedly told officers that she would have gladly sacrificed herself for higher causes if she could trade those 72 virgins for two experienced guys, a masseuse, a butler, and a chef. 4 Likes |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 1:35pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Pastor Kun: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven Source: http://m.naij.com/news/23228.html |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Nobody: 1:41pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by seyibrown(f): 2:38pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
She's gotta be kidding! She go bomb last last o as those who strapped her up no go dey happy o! ...and she forgot to think of all those in her family she could have secured a place for in Al-janah! .... but where does the Quran say 70 hefty male virgins would be waiting for female suicide bombers? 70 virgins/raisins are only for the men nao! --------------------------- P.S. I am not anyway in support of suicide bombings or any other acts of terrorism! |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Nobody: 2:51pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Lol...this has to be one of the funniest religious jokes I have heard! |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 2:58pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Pastor Kun: It was the bolded that had me in stitches. |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Paschal007: 6:29pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Lol is this a joke or something? |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 8:21pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
Paschal007: Lol is this a joke or something? It seems like a true story what is actually ridiculous is the idea of being rewarded with 72 virgins for perpetuating evil. |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Unluvable(f): 8:38pm On Feb 20, 2013 |
This is a great comic relief, please I need more news of this nature |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 7:19am On Feb 21, 2013 |
Unluvable*: This is a sad but true story; realities of our time and not meant to be comic relief. |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Unluvable(f): 3:55pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
Pastor Kun: Its sad to a comic state. I can't help but laugh at the ridicule people subject themselves to all in the name of adhering to religious doctrines....who stole her damn brains!!! |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by OmoAlata(f): 4:48pm On Feb 22, 2013 |
Pastor Kun: I'm supposed to give my life for a bunch of guys that don't know anything about the female body or how to please a woman? I don't think so!" Khalida added. |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by aurenflani: 9:18am On Feb 23, 2013 |
Pastor Kun: Liar. |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by deebrain(m): 5:39pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
hahahaha |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by PastorKun(m): 6:51pm On Feb 23, 2013 |
aurenflani: If it's a lie can you tell us what reward a woman who dies for the cause of Islam is entitled to? |
Re: Female Taliban Suicide Bomber Hates The Idea Of Virgins In Heaven by Paschal007: 8:09am On Feb 24, 2013 |
Pastor Kun:Nothing except being with their husband? |
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