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In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Sexkillz2(m): 2:46am On Dec 21, 2013 |
BOom BoOM BoOM !!! First of its kind in the history of Nairaland... I know you must have heard how Linda Ikeji and Akin Alabi shared out #1m each to some of their respective blog followers, and you must have been expecting Suen to follow suit. Well as you and I know, it seems Oga Suen is saving money for 2015 election. (Heard that from a very reliable source who also confirmed it to be very true . I 'Sexkillz2' aka Sexkillz baba (Please it's not Sexkillz the former MOD oh!.) That loser that banned some peeps till 2099 has vaporized like a volcano.) i'v decided to give away a cool #2,000,000 of my own money to 200 Nairelanders. I am doing this as a patriotic, detribalized, apolitical and 'achurchical or deriligionlised' (whatever those term may mean) Nigerian to foster oneness and the spirit of comradeship (not Go and Die type of comradeship please). Enough of the bissing. Please to be fair to all, I have attached a little condition to this, the condition is that the first 200 people to give the CORRECT answers to the few questions below will receive 20K each on or before 23/12/13. Please keep it short, simple and tidy. Good luck to all. 1. Who was Nigeria's first shoeless and clueless President? 1a If leaders are a reflection of the dominant trait in a community, and the leaders are clueless, describe the community.. 1b. A young Tunisian youth started the Arab springe revolution, who you kill yourself for Nigeria? 2. Who is the Nigerian's longest Presidential election loser? 2a What is the difference between Jonathan and Buhari 2b If weighing Anu Ewu (Goat meat) in a scale before cooking is called Skelewu, what would you call people who dances Skelewu? 3. What is the full name of the first Nigerian cooperate tout (Agbero)? Tip He lives in LG 3a If the first lady is a "fellow widow", How do you address the President? 4a. How much in total did Anini steal during his lifetime as an armed robber Compared to our Politicians? 4b. Why was he killed by Government. Hint Government hates compet.... 4c. If thieves are killed when caught stealing, why are we not killing national resource thieves? 5. Who was the first child to trek to school? 6a.If PDP will rob you blind and APC will enslave you, why do defend either of them on the internet? 6b If all you have at home is an umbrella and a broom, how do you expect to survive in winter?. 7a. Who killed Dele Giwa? Ba.. 7b. Who killed Bola Ige? 8. Why was Ken Siro Wiwa killed? 8b Why do MOST Nigerians think they are better than any other person? That's it, first 200 CORRECT answers gets 20k each no kidding. GoodLuck Nigerians 1 Like |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Sexkillz2(m): 2:49am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Sexkillz2: BOom BoOM BoOM !!! First of its kind in the history of Nairaland... I know you must have heard how Linda Ikeji and Akin Alabi shared out #1m each to some of their respective blog followers, and you must have been expecting Suen to follow suit. Well as you and I know, it seems Oga Suen is saving money for 2015 election. (Heard that from a very reliable source who also confirmed it to be very true . I 'Sexkillz2' aka Sexkillz baba (Please it's not Sexkillz the former MOD oh!.) That loser that banned some peeps till 2099 has vaporized like a volcano.) i'v decided to give away a cool #2,000,000 of my own money to 200 Nairelanders. I am doing this as a patriotic, detribalized, apolitical and 'achurchical or deriligionlised' (whatever those term may mean) Nigerian to foster oneness and the spirit of comradeship (not Go and Die type of comradeship please). 1 Like |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by MANGAM(m): 3:38am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Sexkillzs2 part two |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Opiosko: 3:42am On Dec 21, 2013 |
MANGAM: Sexkillzs2 part twoSpace booked |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by chymystique(f): 7:14am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Dt Skelewu question is hilarious! ... *lying down seductively on ma couch watchin* 2 Likes |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by vizkiz: 8:12am On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: Dt Skelewu question is hilarious! ... nw dey'll start sayinq quys r nt satisfied wif their qfs...see dis 1 tryinq 2 seduce me uhmn..bby can i joinq yuh on dt couch? |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by homesteady(m): 8:20am On Dec 21, 2013 |
This your questions no be here oh |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by chymystique(f): 8:48am On Dec 21, 2013 |
vizkiz: No probs hun as long as u gonna warm me up |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Nobody: 9:01am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Go and ask Doctor Oyenusi |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Dannylux: 9:27am On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: Using microwave or oven? |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Opiosko: 9:27am On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: Dt Skelewu question is hilarious! ...Hahaha!! no be only u oh. FRONT PAGE TINS |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by chymystique(f): 9:35am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Dannylux: .. D HUMAN microwave |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Sexkillz2(m): 9:42am On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: Dt Skelewu question is hilarious! ...Hilarious ke? I thought it's self explanatory. 'Scale Ewu' ... 'Skelewu'.. |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Opiosko: 9:53am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Sexkillz2: Hilarious ke? I thought it's self explanatory. 'Scale Ewu' ... 'Skelewu'..hahaha Madt man you mean it's Onomatopoeic? choi I'm convinced the Sexkillzs has a history of madness in.... |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Bilabong(m): 9:53am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Trash... U are worst than the first sexkillz. |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Nobody: 10:16am On Dec 21, 2013 |
1.Dr. (Apostle) G.E Jonah 1a.The Community is WALLOWING in IGNORANCE heading to destruction like the Swines with 27 demons 1b. That's patriotism and ASARI DOKUBO is also a patrioctic nigerian 2. Rev Chris Okotie naa. Not only in politics section, but also in the religion section. 2a. One is a Spanish word, the other is a French word. 2b. Anu Ewurians, Davido is the founder 3. I wnt categorically say that cox of security reasons. But i will give you a hint. Any politician that has Ubah as a surname plz check and double check 3a. Sir Widower 4a. $10,000! But tis a tithe compared to what our politicians are accumulating. If u like go ask Nwabueze 4b. Thank you my brother! Goverment hates competition. 4c. Thieves are killed when caught cox they failed to keep the legacies of their master ROBINHOOD who robs the rich to help the poor, while National Resource thieves, are not killed cox u may benefit from them during Campaign 5. 'Doctor' Ishola Oyenusi 6. Cox APC recognises youth as those between 18-35 while PDP recognises youth as those above 65 6b. I will build a castle with it. The brooms will be the pillars and the umbrella will be the roof. 7a. Babangida sorry i meant Baba Ijebu 7b. Osama Bin Laden 8. "Most Searched Keyword on Google" Google wnt fail you this time 8b. Your last question should have been, why do Mark Zuckerberg thinks his Facebook is better than Seun Osewas Nairaland? The answer is "The maximum length of ban Mark's most beloved Mod Stephanie Shum will give for an offence is 30days while the Minimum length of ban Seun's most beloved Mod Sexkillz will give you is 30years. @Op i answered this question cox i get time today. |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Sexkillz2(m): 11:27am On Dec 21, 2013 |
Bossforeva: 1.Dr. (Apostle) G.E JonahThank you bro, your answers has been recorded, we will contact you after our judges have selected the winning answers. Lest I forget, thanks for your sense of humor, believe me your answers rolling. |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by vizkiz: 11:36am On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: of cuz switzz(ness) amma use my maqic finqers...buh promise me u wunt scream cuz ah freak out if ladies screams under me |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by Nobody: 11:37am On Dec 21, 2013 |
God punish devil. See questions abeg. |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by chymystique(f): 11:45am On Dec 21, 2013 |
vizkiz:... Crayzee Dude 1 Like |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by vizkiz: 12:41pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
chymystique: yeah bby ur makinq me qo crazy! |
Re: In D Spirit Of Xmas, A Nairalander Is Giving Out 2m Naira To Fellow Nairalanders by 190theclown: 1:44pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
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