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Letter To Harmattan by I2nu: 5:30pm On Dec 21, 2013 |
Bros H, how far na? My country people dey hail u oooo! I know say wherever u dey now belle don dey sweet u because tym to show ur talent don reach, bt bros as i dey write u dis letter i dey on my knees,i take god of ASUU take beg u, let by gone be by gone, abeg i know say we don offend u bt pls forgive and forget. Last week i see oga rain as im dey pack im load sake of say im wan go on holiday, na im i ask am say how bros H na, d way d guy reply me i know say wahala dey! Our lips are in trouble, na so e go jst dey tear anyhow, if we do mistake baff cold water naso we go dey shake like nokia 3310 on vibration, we no go fit know which 1 be public bus or private car again bcus dust don finish deir body! Girls no nid to use brown powder again na to jst stand for outside make dust cover dem! No matter d cream we rub even if we rub 6 gallons of palmoil on our skin e go still dry like envelope wey dem take send letter bomb to dele giwa. Bros na beg we dey beg, postpone ur visit till next year! Bros na we we ooo thanks Yours faithfully Victim of harmatatiaisis 53 Likes |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by I2nu: 1:29pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
107 views nd no comment, dat's bad 2 Likes |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by ivycrest: 2:20pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
....... |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by geesilver(m): 2:21pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
S |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by jonescyras(m): 2:21pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
O ne word for the OP 1 Like |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by cutebobo(m): 2:21pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
My galfriend dey complain say we don kiss for long time now. Why? My lips don tear finish |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Ademuyiwa59(m): 2:21pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nice Write up, I like it |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by 3pleo: 2:22pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
:-) |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by dryakson(m): 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Lwkmd. |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Nobody: 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
who read it? please summarize for me.. yours faithfully, Obasgilbert Coin 1 Like |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by MilesLamar(m): 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Dry |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Otunbab: 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nw wah o, Wetin make we wey come dey inside snow talk? |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Nobody: 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
My harmattan is not as harsh 1 Like |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by paulworld(m): 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
I see, but you sure say the guy dey in the mode to negotiate with you |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by jesse8048(m): 2:23pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
bros Wetin u want make country people do na? Wetin u want us to reply? |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Nikapetrelli(f): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nice one,but d harmattan don go already |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Kunle106(m): 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Nice one.. I gbadun am like oyinbo dey gbadun ciga |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by jumzzy448: 2:24pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
And dis tin dey fp. Na wa oooo |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Drdaps(m): 2:26pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
This one is strong coz dis harmattan wan kill person |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by 2shade(m): 2:26pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
pictures or it didn't happen 5 Likes |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by homesteady(m): 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Girls no nid to use brown powder again na to jst stand for outside make dust cover dem! |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by rioemmanuel(m): 2:32pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
2shade: pictures or it didn't happenPictures of what Harmatan 2 Likes |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by PointB: 2:33pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
@op, Bros, abeg free bros Harmattan biko. Without him some fruits no go dey next year be dat o. That fit be another wahala. Make we leave things as God plan it. Bath hot water and cover body sleep. |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by drstan(m): 2:33pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Reply from harmatan:. When you day do your own you day laf abi, when ASUU do he own waytin you tell am. You say you like am because you don day work they collect money, when rain day do he own you day happy they pack water day full your drum and bucket, now e don reach my turn you day complain, no be selfishness be that, you know want make i flex my muscle ba, during rain time, i scope chioma she bounce me because rain make her look fresh, i tell her say i go show her when e come my turn, now e don come my turn you day beg me, hope you go understan my plight na for just small time i get abeg make i use am well,my people i talk bad? thank you say you understan me. 16 Likes |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Gabreal1(m): 2:33pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Lol... nice one |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by vosquare: 2:34pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Nobody: 2:36pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
cant even comprehend the writeup,its good to be an ajebutter. Write it in good english,for sake of ajebutter like me. |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by johnstar(m): 2:39pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Obasgilbert: who read it? please summarize for me..otondo, it means u r so daft for clicking on dis thread... a$$hole |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by IAMBREEZY: 2:51pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Good. |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by Lordseyad(m): 2:52pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Yomieluv: cant even comprehend the writeup,its good to be an ajebutter. Write it in good english,for sake of ajebutter like me.lol, ajebutter ko ajeindomie ni... no b u dey 4 iya sola's shop wey u dey sell bizc.... mah stop here b4 u bomb me... jxt joking |
Re: Letter To Harmattan by EejaNla01(m): 2:54pm On Dec 22, 2013 |
Harmattan VS Single brothers Nd now that pre marital se.x is d debate on nL *coughs* God save us |
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