I am beginning to think south
africans are not creative!
Had mandela been a
Nigerian,
1. The corpse will stay in
mortuary
for five years
to enable government prepare
for befitting burial.
2. Government will setup a
planning committee
with
power to award contracts to
construct new roads leading
to
mandela's
hometown. Construction of
new airports, new stadium for
burial reception.
3. The body will fly round the
36
states of the
federation
including the FCT.
4. There will be national aso
ebi
(uniform)
imported
from holland, it will be made
compulsory for
every Nigerian to buy, sew
and
wear.
5. New slang will emerge, for
instance Yoruba
greeting will start e ku madiba
o,
or eku iku
mandela.
6. Our network will produce
new caller tunes e.g to hear
mandela's last
breath press 1. To hear the
last
word he spoke
press 2. E.t.c
7. New products will emerge
e.g
Madiba zobo
drink. Madiba pure water,
madiba
magic soap/cream.
8. Our musicians ? Aaaah 5
albums daily to
praise the icon.
9. New born babies will be
called
Mandela.
10,The igbo man will start
producing madiba t-
shet, madiba face cap, madiba
almanac,
11,All network subscribers will
be
charge us
madiba ringback tone of #50,
12,Police will be
asking motories & all suspect
'oya
madiba
roga'#50 #50 abi you know
say
we go do burial
for mandela?
13,Igbo man will force every
child
born
to.name mandela with there
parent pay 50k for
each naming,
14,Nff will organise madiba
match
with super
eagle and Brazil,
15,Silverbird will organised mr
mandela pargent,
m
16,Madiba ticket to watch
senima,
or
17,The christain will organise
mandela night of
last glory,
18,The musician/ comedia will
organize all
madiba stars show gate fee
20000, vip 200,000,
vvip 500,000,
19,All the next contract
awarded
will call
madiba for tranfomation
contract,
The youth will organise
madibas
nite award,
20,All 36 state governor will
host
madiba lying
in state, @ the end $49 billion
will
be spent on
mandela burial ceremony, we
will
be told they
host world leaders like obama,
bush, ban kimo
& 200 head of state,
Thank god mandela "madiba"
is
not a nigerian

I read 20 Points and fainted 20 times..

21. APC/PDP slogan for 2015 general elections will be Madiba Renaissance

Lol...I think this should be in Joke secti0n n0t politics.
Just saying

yawning. .....

Move it to jokes or no front page for you. It's quite hilarious.

ManirBK: 5. New slang will emerge, for
instance Yoruba
greeting will start e ku madiba
o,
or eku iku
mandela.

Op.. You actually think like me. This is hilarious . I don't like it.. I Love it.

Dem f0r d0n kill am since.......naija naija