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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
kelvindim: And you are
and that's none of your business!!!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 2:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
Guess i missed alot . . Nd abt d kulkatty stuff,I tink d matter is way too exaggerated by chizzy94

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 2:43pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: I hate it when the thread is dry, it seems it's only lively when we have wrestling matches on here. Someone should bring something up jawe, a game, riddle or anything lively.
Loll... Let's drop some lyrical punchline, wordplay and metaphor

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:43pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: I hate it when the thread is dry, it seems it's only lively when we have wrestling matches on here. Someone should bring something up jawe, a game, riddle or anything lively.
google spoils riddles sad

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 2:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
DavidKissinger:

What do you think? wink
.......... *Silent*

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 2:45pm On Aug 04, 2014
Jennimma:
beware of what undecided
Bro Are you a girl?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:46pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
google spoils riddles sad
that's true, bro. I'm open to suggestions o.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 2:47pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: Bro Are you a girl?
Loll alikaxon you de mady tutu

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:47pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll... Let's drop some lyrical punchline, wordplay and metaphor
u wan kill me? Drop urs first sha, I'm a fast learner, i'll adapt and evolve in no time.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:51pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll... Let's drop some lyrical punchline, wordplay and metaphor
uhmm ....ok, most people won't get this,...
but....


i'm a Son of a gun, my daddy's words will pierce you..
So you can understand what i was saying the other day...
That his words go in through one ear and go out the other way .......... #

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Somatohadidas(m): 2:53pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: On the issue of hostel space: you can't apply 4 hostel if u havn't been cleared... But that didn't affect me 'cos I hav my own private accomodation offcampus, I don't stay in skul hostel..... On d issue of matriculation number: u can't be given a matriculation number If u havn't been cleared, if u havn't been cleared means u r nt a student yet, nd matriculation numbers re not given to non-students... But in my case, I was cleared before matric, so everybody dat has been cleared including me is eligible to hav a matriculation number, nd yes I was given!! Tank God...
Can one start the DOB correction at the WAEC office now,if yes,what are the needed materials?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
uhmm ....ok, most people won't get this,...
but....


i'm a Son of a gun, my daddy's words will pierce you..
So you can understand what i was saying the other day...
That his words go in through one ear and go out the other way .......... #
abeg, shey na poem abi punchline? cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 2:56pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy: Loll alikaxon you de mady tutu
Henceforth, they need to be properly interrogated and scrutinized before they join this confraternity thread....

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Panoply: 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2014
naijaboiy: Announcement

I am Alleluia cry cry

I want to apologise to those I may have offended with this moniker

gringringrin

Guy if this is true, then u fall hand.

WHY?

B'cos as it is the norm in here; I had expected you to pretend and be mute about it.

Then allow the extremely smart guys (neldrizzy and chizzy) to use their FBI investigative skills (so called) to get your little secret busted.

So that in the aftermath, we will have the leisure to be awestrucked once more. So much so that in our utmost appreciation for their investigative prowess, we shall then call them HEROES, for they have summoned up courage to do what they think no man has ever done since seun created this masque theatre. tongue

Cheers!grin

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: abeg, shey na poem abi punchline? cheesy
na one Vector song oh lipsrsealed
...i knew you won't get it.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
na one Vector song oh lipsrsealed
...i knew you won't get it.
oga, nur mind me, whether e make sense or na rubbish, na for the fun, at least I laugh as I see d post. Make we continue. cheesy cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 3:03pm On Aug 04, 2014
Somatohadidas: Can one start the DOB correction at the WAEC office now,if yes,what are the needed materials?
Yes! Better start n correct it now.... The DOB in ur waec result is not correct? And u want to correct it? To match with the one on ur birth certificate? Just go to waec office with ur birth certificate n they 'll tell u what to do n they rectify it. Also check if your names are also correct.... Note:... NO Abbreviated names, nor must different middle name appear on your documents. Thanks!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:03pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
uhmm ....ok, most people won't get this,...
but....


i'm a Son of a gun, my daddy's words will pierce you..
So you can understand what i was saying the other day...
That his words go in through one ear and go out the other way .......... #
cuz you're so crap at rap
we're sitting back to back
my lines is the best
yours is weak
look at the weather
you turn it bleak
surely it could be better
for the things you seek
you could get cho energy up
instead of being mentally stuck
pick your spirits up
you gotta start to live it up
you only got one life to live
what's happenin inside yo head?
you've only got so much time to go
so my brothers, don't make it slow
there's no need to raise ya bow
don't sit on ya asss and be a lazy bone
you got no flow and i hate your tone
just step up and do it
get into the music
na ya can't
ya blew it

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 04, 2014
I don go thief punchlines o. cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 3:10pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: abeg, shey na poem abi punchline? cheesy
i was equally wondering!!!! Lolll

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 3:12pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: Henceforth, they need to be properly interrogated and scrutinized before they join this confraternity thread....
Lolll... Wich confraternity?? No be me and you!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 3:14pm On Aug 04, 2014
Panoply:

Guy if this is true, then u fall hand.

B'cos as it is the norm in here; I had expected you to pretend and be mute about it.

Then allow the extremely smart guys (neldrizzy and chizzy) to use their FBI investigative skills (so called) to get your little secret busted.

So that in the aftermath, we will have the leisure to be awestrucked once more.

So much so that in our utmost appreciation for their investigative prowess, we shall then call them HEROES, for they have summoned up courage to do what no man has ever done since seun created this masque theatre.

Cheers!grin
hahahahahaha like i said yesterday, i was trained by NYDP (New York police department) for 5 good years!!! No be beans!!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy, guy show, Hafa u? Knack me ur lines na.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:15pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: cuz you're so crap at rap
we're sitting back to back
my lines is the best
yours is weak
look at the weather
you turn it bleak
surely it could be better
for the things you seek
you could get cho energy up
instead of being mentally stuck
pick your spirits up
you gotta start to live it up
you only got one life to live
what's happenin inside yo head?
you've only got so much time to go
so my brothers, don't make it slow
there's no need to raise ya bow
don't sit on ya asss and be a lazy bone
you got no flow and i hate your tone
just step up and do it
get into the music
na ya can't
ya blew it
too long, didnt read it
too drab, didnt feel it
sit back, while i really kill it
crush you, like neldrizzy did kulkatty,
Until chizzy revealed that thing.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:18pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy: i was equally wondering!!!! Lolll
they don't get itcry
my smartness is my curse cry

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:22pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
too long, didnt read it
too drab, didnt feel it
sit back, while i really kill it
crush you, like neldrizzy did kulkatty,
Until chizzy revealed that thing.
hey Little dimwit/
I can evolve you/
gucci on my wrist/
prada on my feet/
I c-ca-can/
I c-ca-can/
I can evolve u.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Neldrizzy(m): 3:23pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: Neldrizzy, guy show, Hafa u? Knack me ur lines na.
mehnnnn i de come... 2 many messages 2 reply.. Buzzing everywhere BBM, Whatssap, Facebook and NL mentions... No worry sha! i go drop am soon!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:24pm On Aug 04, 2014
The epitome of boredom grin
okay i need to sleep

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:28pm On Aug 04, 2014
I don run go, I will think of something easy for everyone to take part in when I get back. Rapping isn't my thing. cheesy

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2014
Tessy10: wait..which dept 4 auchi?...am 4 Slt
CIVIL.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
benromeo39: hey Little dimwit/
I can evolve you/
gucci on my wrist/
prada on my feet/
I c-ca-can/
I c-ca-can/
I can evolve u.
lol... You're short of words like torn pages of a dictionary.
....okay ...lemme stop here ..
Before someone needs ...

A cemetery.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:40pm On Aug 04, 2014
It ain't even funny,some girls don't even know me asking if they could get some money,I'm looking nothing like your poppa,I wouldn't give a chick a coin to put cheese on a whooper,I ain't no pauper,get a life biatch before I turn you into a slugger

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