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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 3:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
Panoply:

Guy if this is true, then u fall hand.

WHY?

B'cos as it is the norm in here; I had expected you to pretend and be mute about it.

Then allow the extremely smart guys (neldrizzy and chizzy) to use their FBI investigative skills (so called) to get your little secret busted.

So that in the aftermath, we will have the leisure to be awestrucked once more. So much so that in our utmost appreciation for their investigative prowess, we shall then call them HEROES, for they have summoned up courage to do what they think no man has ever done since seun created this masque theatre. tongue

Cheers!grin
bros, you'll be disappointed, they don't understand sarcasm. grin
you have to simplify.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ok i'm bored

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 4:01pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
lol... You're short of words like torn pages of a dictionary.
....okay ...lemme stop here ..
Before someone needs ...

A cemetery.

mommy's BOY couldn't get it up to FOUR bars
so SHORT, he'll never make an A+
everyTIME i'm around its DO or die
and if you AINT on my side then its SUI-cide
#WORD

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by PietroRico(m): 4:07pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: ermm, does uniben really do P.D.? Ermm lemme as my oga's @d top... Pls naijaboiy, swaggalord18, pietrorico, mickey7 cum nd help.....pls! Tenk
yES

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:23pm On Aug 04, 2014
Panoply:

Guy if this is true, then u fall hand.

WHY?

B'cos as it is the norm in here; I had expected you to pretend and be mute about it.

Then allow the extremely smart guys (neldrizzy and chizzy) to use their FBI investigative skills (so called) to get your little secret busted.

So that in the aftermath, we will have the leisure to be awestrucked once more. So much so that in our utmost appreciation for their investigative prowess, we shall then call them HEROES, for they have summoned up courage to do what they think no man has ever done since seun created this masque theatre. tongue

Cheers!grin
gringringringringringringringringringrin
Oh My Gawd!!!

I think we have to crown you the lord of Sarcasmgrin

*Doffs hat*

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
bros, you'll be disappointed, they don't understand sarcasm. grin
you have to simplify.
grin grin grin
It was too much man

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by drizzytee: 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
uhmm ....ok, most people won't get this,...
but....


i'm a Son of a gun, my daddy's words will pierce you..
So you can understand what i was saying the other day...
That his words go in through one ear and go out the other way .......... #


lol... You're short of words like torn pages of a dictionary.
....okay ...lemme stop here ..
Before someone needs ...

A cemetery.
[size=18pt]
BUSTED!
[/size]

LAY LOW
WHAT IT DO
tongue

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:27pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: ermm, does uniben really do P.D.? Ermm lemme as my oga's @d top... Pls naijaboiy, swaggalord18, pietrorico, mickey7 cum nd help.....pls! Tenk
Nope

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:28pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18: Riddle:
Girl drops facebook i.d.
Thread runs dry moments later.
Where did all the boys go gringrin





naijaboiy and team!! gringrin
LoL?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:30pm On Aug 04, 2014
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:31pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:39pm On Aug 04, 2014
mzLipsSealed: ʞ smiley
Painment grin

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
too long, didnt read it
too drab, didnt feel it
sit back, while i really kill it
crush you, like neldrizzy did kulkatty,
Until chizzy revealed that thing.
Feeling this one cool

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Panoply: 4:46pm On Aug 04, 2014
Phew...in truth, swagalord was right. They don't seem to get it. :/

in other news

@naijaboiy....i see your post, but mehn, you know say me dey learn for where the bosses of sarcasm dey. I never sabi reach.

Thanks anyway cool

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Panoply: 4:50pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
bros, you'll be disappointed, they don't understand sarcasm. grin
you have to simplify.

Lol

#Badtest guy.

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 4:51pm On Aug 04, 2014
Panoply: Phew...in truth, swagalord was right. They don't seem to get it. :/

in other news

@naijaboiy....i see your post, but mehn, you know say me dey learn for where the bosses of sarcasm dey. I never sabi reach.

Thanks anyway cool
cool

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 4:53pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: Bro Are you a girl?
what dyu think undecided

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Danladiii(m): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2014
DavidKissinger:

smiley
Baba, I greet u

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Tessy10: 5:21pm On Aug 04, 2014
drizzytee:
CIVIL.
hv u written ur post utme?

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by RicardoDiaz: 5:33pm On Aug 04, 2014
Swagalord18:
bros, you'll be disappointed, they don't understand sarcasm. grin
you have to simplify.
Lol grin true that

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 5:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
PietroRico: yES
Bro, are u serious? I thought...

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2014
Neldrizzy: Lolll... Wich confraternity?? No be me and you!
Hmm, I talk anything like that? Ok k, na slip of tougue jare!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 5:38pm On Aug 04, 2014
naijaboiy:
Nope
Thanks boss!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Alikaxon(m): 5:44pm On Aug 04, 2014
Ermmm, my opinion to spice up the thread: Do we write short articles? Or Debate? ?.............. Just my humble suggestion!

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 5:52pm On Aug 04, 2014
Tessy am a metabolite but bichem is one of d hardest course in uniben. They hardly av firstclass graduate and little second class upper graduate. So b aware#ojingbesince2012thread

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Danladiii(m): 5:59pm On Aug 04, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by naijaboiy: 6:01pm On Aug 04, 2014
Danladiii: So I ask... What if people like Metaphyl, Rtd Trailer Driver, Eryst, Jazino and other pssshes tested their sarcastic skills in last year's thread? I guess we(SPEAK FOR YOUSELF!!!) won't hold them in high esteem as I do today..

Panoply.. Seriously? undecided
Alikaxon.. Keep up the good work cheesy. But a favour?.. Don't always link things that happened last year to this thread. wink
Naijaboiy.. Give us a clearance diary like metaphyl did last year!!!!!!!! *subscribing*. #YesOrYes

And to the NYPDs.. Nairaland is a faceless forum, the fact that you were opportuned[sic] to know someone personally or outside the forum doesn't mean you should expose what they do in here. Shii happens!!!! STFU or stop getting personal with members. It ain't nobody's business if I decide to disguise as a female or run 4 accounts. Shalla to people doing it tho!.. STOP GETTING PERSONAL WITH MEMBERS!!!!

Not too long I guess. I greet y'all!!!!.. #Guestmode *#<<<=== Useless btw sad *
Working on that bro cool

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Tessy10: 6:02pm On Aug 04, 2014
ojingbe: Tessy am a metabolite but bichem is one of d hardest course in uniben. They hardly av firstclass graduate and little second class upper graduate. So b aware#ojingbesince2012thread
so i heard..dats wat ppl r sayin...bt with God all things r possible my dear..if i may ask wats rili hard bout biochem?..d pathways or?...

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Tessy10: 6:04pm On Aug 04, 2014
Alikaxon: Ermmm, my opinion to spice up the thread: Do we write short articles? Or Debate? ?.............. Just my humble suggestion!
i'l go 4 a debate

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:16pm On Aug 04, 2014
Danladiii: So I ask... What if people like Metaphyl, Rtd Trailer Driver, Eryst, Jazino and other pssshes tested their sarcastic skills in last year's thread? I guess we(SPEAK FOR YOUSELF!!!) won't hold them in high esteem as I do today..

Panoply.. Seriously? undecided
Alikaxon.. Keep up the good work cheesy. But a favour?.. Don't always link things that happened last year to this thread. wink
Naijaboiy.. Give us a clearance diary like metaphyl did last year!!!!!!!! *subscribing*. #YesOrYes

And to the NYPDs.. Nairaland is a faceless forum, the fact that you were opportuned[sic] to know someone personally or outside the forum doesn't mean you should expose what they do in here. Shii happens!!!! STFU or stop getting personal with members. It ain't nobody's business if I decide to disguise as a female or run 4 accounts. Shalla to people doing it tho!.. STOP GETTING PERSONAL WITH MEMBERS!!!!

Not too long I guess. I greet y'all!!!!.. #Guestmode *#<<<=== Useless btw sad *
i do not hold any soul, faceless or with visage, in high esteem. undecided

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