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Stupid Questions Nigerians Ask by fitzmayowa: 10:32am On Dec 22, 2013
1) NA
YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.

2) Guy how far? NA YOU
BE
THIS?

Answer: NO OH! NA MY
PAPA
WHEN
HIM YOUNG.

3) On ur
wedding, one idiot walk
up to you
as you are about to take
ur wedding pix with ur
wife...
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?

Answer: NO OH! NA MY
MAMA CLASS MATE.

4)Give me your phone
number
0813119...THANK S. SO
YOU DEY USE MTN?

Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I
DEY USE.

5)I listened to 9 o'clock
news,it
was announced
that the election was
postponed.
WHO TOLD YOU?

Answer: NA ONE NATIVE
DOCTOR FOR MY VILLAGE.

6)Take this mosquito coil;
e
dey kill insect fast...
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?

Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT.

7)standing in front of a
police
station*
SHEY NA POLICE STATION
BE
THIS?

Answer:no!
Na aso rock!....

IF U KNOW SOME STUPID QUESTIONS,DROP THEM
AND LET THE FUN
CONTINUE....
Re: Stupid Questions Nigerians Ask by nsk1stson: 10:47am On Dec 22, 2013
joseph is having his wedding next week,
Question-with his wife?
Answer-no,wit Rev. sis. Blessing

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