I know I shouldn’t be encouraging anyone here but seriously, if you’re going to be stupid, be smart about it!

1.Don’t steal. PERIOD. Phones are so cheap these days, even kids are carrying one. (At least around here!)

2.If you can’t afford the fancy ones and have made up your mind already, be sure to steal it from someone who might be OK with it . Even those who carry multiple phones might probably be doing it out of necessity. A friend of mine lost 2 phones on his engagement day and what pissed him off the most was not the loss of the phones, but the data on each. So please don’t be an asshole and assume that as long as someone has more than one phone that any of those phones is dispensable. You can always get a used one if you REALLY want one.

3.If you’re still planning on stealing one not giving a damn about the fact that important info on the phone might cause someone their job to fulfill your silly, materialistic needs; be sure not to steal a female’s phone. Because asshole: this could be your sister or your mother. Imagine someone stealing your female relative’s phone with personal images on it. If you have an ounce of manhood left in you, you wouldn’t want those images out for some stranger to use or even look at. They don’t have to be inappropriate, just personal. Have some decency and leave their shit.

4.If you’re still going to be a bigger douche and steal a lady’s phone, reset it. Or at least enjoy being a douchebag alone. You don’t have to show the whole world what a huge waste of chromosome Y you are. Because believe it or not: you will never get away with it. Either the cops will get you or karma will. And in the latter case: do not consider reproducing or even marrying. They will be the victims

5.Not enough? OK. Go ahead. But be sure to at least be tech savvy because nowadays; those fancy phones you can’t afford will expose your sorry ass. And given the fact that you’re dying to have one, you’ve probably never had one to begin with which most likely makes you less aware of the fact that EVERYTHING you do on that phone CAN be available to not only the owner, but possibly the whole population of the world wide web! And that, my friend.. can NEVER be erased.

Hmmm

martha: Hmmm

na so mah sister o!

OP, did any Naughty Person "fap" your device...recently. I know how you feel sha.

teaching how to steal phone? haha

martha: Hmmm

Jeez, I see yu everywhere

what a huge waste of chromosome Y you are

KingMEXX: Jeez, I see yu everywhere

what a huge waste of chromosome Y you are

was that necessary?

martha: was that necessary?

was what necessary? the remark??

KingMEXX: was what necessary? the remark??

Why should u say I am a waste of chromosome Y? was that called for?

martha: Why should u say I am a waste of chromosome Y? was that called for?

No o. yu misunderstood my post. the quote wasn't meant for yu, it was part of the Op. if yu go through the op, yu would see it there.
I don't insult unless the situation warrants for it.
We good now??

KingMEXX: No o. yu misunderstood my post. the quote wasn't meant for yu, it was part of the Op. if yu go through the op, yu would see it there.
I don't insult unless the situation warrants for it.
We good now??

Hmmm

martha: Hmmm

God don catch this op
Na u steal my Nokia 1100 for inside maruwa















Nice post all d same... Never contemplate stealing anyone's treasure
For mushin here Dem go beat you like Jesus Christ

solelymade: God don catch this op
Na u steal my Nokia 1100 for inside maruwa















Nice post all d same... Never contemplate stealing anyone's treasure
For mushin here Dem go beat you like Jesus Christ

hw dare u make me laugh sote i fall 4 chair

kavey10: OP, did any Naughty Person "fap" your device...recently. I know how you feel sha.

fap literally means to masturb*te u don c were person dae masturb#te fone

HeWhoMusntBeNamed:




fap literally means to masturb*te u don c were person dae masturb#te fone

Not in my dictionary of Informal words. fap means steal, move etc. Me no know the one you dey talk o.

loool^^

Nice write up

El_capo: hw dare u make me laugh sote i fall 4 chair

El_capo: hw dare u make me laugh sote i fall 4 chair

solelymade: God don catch this op
Na u steal my Nokia 1100 for inside maruwa















Nice post all d same... Never contemplate stealing anyone's treasure
For mushin here Dem go beat you like Jesus Christ

guy u geh mouth