We told so many lies in secondary school. I told people in my class that I spend my holidays with the queen of england. What's yours?

"I'm not feeling fine sir".Whenever I sight a scary cane,I would also wear a pathetic look to make them believe, lied to the teachers mostly anyway.

That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

lmao. Dis is really bad

Ahhh na text book tinz o......literature texts........den when its tym for labour of course I must have headache#lolz

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principal is calling me (to escape a boring class),I want to ease myself, I forgot my note

I usually paid my schol fees early,so when school authorithes drive for school fees and the class is empty or a friend was driven away,at the gate where the burser was standing with her book of life.she would look at me and say"mysti have you not paid your school fees" i would say yes,i have not paid. but the term they caught me,i hear nwe

secondly.my school had a weekly report we give our parents,inside that report the class master/mistress write about our behaviour that week and parents will sign and write bla bla and then give back to the class master/mistress to mark,so i prolly never gave my parents,i signed the report and made comments based on what the teacher wrote,so one foolish day,i was told to sign a document for excursion,and i placed the signature as the same one on the report,then my class master noticed it and told me to bring my weekly report,fortunately i forgot it at a friends house that was what saved me if not i would have been a dead cow

bad gal am i not

I will put my palm slippers on the Ceiling And walk bare foot thru out the school hours, if anyone ask for my slippers I will reply that one of the Teacher collect it. I don't mind since my secondary school is Boys only.

funny thread oh...haha..can't stop laughing..
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I'm having chest pain or MP or Fever, just to escape SU(Scripture union class) and continue with my siesta. My seniors knew me for that, my sickness Dey end when the programme is over. Lol I miss those days sha.

I lied that she kissed me to be among the big boys. When she found out my lie, she hated me like shit.
Later, I gathered the courage to make it happen.
I wooed her after the exams. On our lit & debate day, I kissed her infront of everyone.

Not sure I had a reason to lie

if i list em i wont make heaven

taiocol: if i list em i wont make heaven

This got me cracked up..

taiocol: if i list em i wont make heaven

Lol, Spill it!!!..God will forgive you.

Didn't lie much to fellow students back then. But to dad and teachers? Hmmm

I remember the trick I and my friends played back then In secondary school...those times their where school fees drive and we where yet to pay our new term fees, we often used our old term school fees receipt to deceive the bursar @ the gate....we might jst do a little editing by the d8 side bt every other thing is perfect and it really kept us going....lol...#sharp shooters!

I left my school to another in different in SS 1 but because my performance was woeful and will be group with the dull student, i lied to my friends that i was the senior prefect in my JSS 3 whereas there was nothing like prefect in Jss class in those days.

TrishaP:

Lol, Spill it!!!..God will forgive you.

God will 4give me but man wont. Nd i dont ma sins to come chasing me

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I lied that i always come 1st in class in my primary school days and that the only time i came 2nd NOBODY CAME 1ST. each time i recall this , i laugh and wonder why they believed me back then....lol

"I went for my grannys burial"....Anytime i miss school for like 1week.
E come be like say my granny dey die every month

I was sick once so i had some drugs with me that i refused to finish taking which i kept in my bag. Since i was always late to school and was punished most of the time so i started using 'going to hospital' for treatment as an excuse and if the teacher did'nt believe i would use the drugs as proof. i even came to school after break once but no one could punish me, cos i was sick as usual

i told my bully seniors dat my dad is a soldier; so dey left my alone; jss1 tins

Hold on

I lied that am a sickler..
Just to avoid been punished..
It really helped me but later backfired.
I was supposed to be d Senior Prefect, for
that singular reason, i wasn't given d tag.

#Lesson learnt.

I've never lied in my life

Telling people that The teacher failed me when i actually failed the subject.

wen i was askd to sweep d floor,,i alwayz refuse 2 do it lying 2 dem dat i'm an asthmatic patient