Hmmmm

sathel: wen i was askd to sweep d floor,,i alwayz refuse 2 do it lying 2 dem dat i'm an asthmatic patient

Is this not Timothy John from Minna ?

Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

who was able to read that

lmao.i am an ardent latecomer.every week,i always write out a list of why i came late .e.g

am sorry sir,d bike i entered had an accident
i had ulcer
d bus broke down
i fell inside gutter and i hd to go home to change.dis lie is meant for rainy season only

and e.t.c.i alwz change lies every week but the day i was caught eh,i was beaten like a goat.i only changed for a week and continued my lies again.t has affected me sha cus i can never go early for event,work or whatever.am always late

d day I fought in school and d next day was open day. chai, and almost half of the teachers knew ma dad. I had to lie to ma dad that open day has bin cancelled 4 that yr. not knowing ma dad will call one of the teachers. omo c flogging 4 assembly. a whole big boy like me..





















well all na still lie.. (lies I told on nairaland).

hannne: lmao.i am an ardent latecomer.every week,i always write out a list of why i came late .e.g

am sorry sir,d bike i entered had an accident
i had ulcer
d bus broke down
i fell inside gutter and i hd to go home to change.dis lie is meant for rainy season only

and e.t.c.i alwz change lies every week but the day i was caught eh,i was beaten like a goat.i only changed for a week and continued my lies again.t has affected me sha cus i can never go early for event,work or whatever.am always late

i did it too

LooL.. I cant list it here not enuf space.. Buh to knw hw bad I was in sec. School I was the first junior student to get suspended in my school..

hannne: lmao.i am an ardent latecomer.every week,i always write out a list of why i came late .e.g

am sorry sir,d bike i entered had an accident
i had ulcer
d bus broke down
i fell inside gutter and i hd to go home to change.dis lie is meant for rainy season only

and e.t.c.i alwz change lies every week but the day i was caught eh,i was beaten like a goat.i only changed for a week and continued my lies again.t has affected me sha cus i can never go early for event,work or whatever.am always late

U c now.. God punish devil..

daftpikin: LooL.. I cant list it here not enuf space.. Buh to knw hw bad I was in sec. School I was the first junior student to get suspended in my school..

You weren't as bad as you think!!! If you were,you wouldn't have been caught in whatever bad act in the first place,and get suspended. Bad students never get caught,only the stubborn ones.

vizkiz: yeah, i tld so many lies when i was in SS1. ''call of nature'' buh juliet wuld b waitinq 4 me @ d toilet ... Mehn...nah frm secondary school i don yamah!!

hmmm end tym lie(hahaha no ofence)

Dondave11: Is this not Timothy John from Minna ?

sorry chek next door

wen i lied 2 de visitin team dat am de senior prefect of de school wen i was actually de senior prefect of de non prefects

Hehehehe, even if u ask me 2 list d lies I told in a Jss1 alone, nobody go ever quote me 4 Nairaland again, dey won't even believe me.

;DThe principal flogged a guy real bad cos i said he slapped me

i had a sickler friend xo we like going to school late bcus our school is closer to d house xo anytime we are caught we just use hospital as excuse since she is a sickler nd her doctor report is with the school principal

"LIES" dats all I see

Even sum ppl self stil dey lie

Dhurmynick: I've never lied in my life

hmm. that's one hell of a lie. the award of best lie ever told goes to u.

travelled to lagos from cotonou for about 4 days but told my class mates i travelled to south africa. . .from that day, my class mates began to look @ me like one rich dude

adesewa4u@yahoo:
Ahhh na text book tinz o......literature texts........den when its tym for labour of course I must have headache#lolz

haha reminds me of command days!

When its flogging time, I'll tell my teachers I just had an operation den in jss 1. If they don't believe me and I ended up being flogged, I'll tell my classmates I've never been flogged in my life. In primary school, I'll tell my classmates we don't eat eba at home. In SS 1 I graduated to "I have hernia or appendicitis". In SS3 whenever they want to flog anyone in the class I'll tell them am sick and can't stay in school. When I was asked to call my parents to school, I told them my parents don't work in Nigeria.

Waoh... I could remembered a prank i played on my mates when i was in the secondary school, that day was April 1st... I played a prank telling them to come and see two of our teacher having sex... Mehn that day was fun come and see how people were running after me to see our teacher having sex... Lol... I remembered how i used to lied to my class teacher that i'm not feeling fine so that she can write a letter for me permitting me to go home. That was the letter i will tendered at my school gate so that the security men will allow me to leave school... Guess where i would go... Game center to play video game.... Lol its crazy

Changing my position on my report card mhen.. Did it twice till I was caught
Lieng to Collect money for excursions and chill out at my frnds house 4 few days
Lieng to buy text book for subjects am not offering

Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

Lolaabokoku: That A̶̲̥̅m from å rich family aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ that don't like eating eba but on this fateful day. I was sick aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​ I vomited eba ¶n †ђξ
Class M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊
Class mates laughed at m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ but I immediately denied aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​it telling them it was yam...
Ask m̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥ even if I chop yam I no go chew †ђξ
Yam first b4 swallowin??

Hard to believe you were sick and still had the strength to lie.

I told my parents that they should allow me to be watching lots of movies,cos I want to be a filmmaker when I grow up. Oboy the slap wey my papa give me from back affected my right ear till today. I no dey hear wella with it.

googlepikin: I told my parents that they should allow me to watch lots of movies,cos I want to be a filmmaker when I grow up. Oboy the slap wey my papa give me from back affected my right ear till today. I no dey hear wella with it.

...lol..pele

tdbanks:
Hard to believe you were sick and still had the strength to lie.

now that's funny