STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS...!!
Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are
You Sleeping? (No! I;m Trying to Die?)
2. When Is Raining Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: Are You
Going Out In this Rain? (No, In The Next one.)
3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: Where are you? (no am At the
McDonalds !
4. They See ...you Wet Coming from the Bathroom: Did You Just Have A
Bath? (No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)
5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor
they Ask: Going Up? (No, No, Im Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down Get Me.)
6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask: Are those
Flowers? (No Baby! They are Carrots.)
7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You
Asks, What are you Doing Here? (I'm Here to Pay My School Fees

**feel free to add your
LET the fun continue...

#happy chrismas

this should make the front page, what are this moderators doing?

They see you after a long time and they ask: Is this you? (No, its my ancestors)

u av a bowl of food in front of u, nd they ask, d'u wanna eat?
Response - I just wanna play with it

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You got up in the morning to brush your teeth and your neighbor greets "uche good morning,you don wake" no na my spirit dey here

Meeting a gurl today, giving her a nice cool lift, taking her to an expensive eatery and joint. Ending the trip in an hotel room.

The guy trying to put off his trousers and shirt after undressing the lady.
Lady: what are you trying to do?.

Guy: i'm trying to dance!
Id1ot!

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After being given a lifetime ban till 2113 by sexkillz on nairaland and one sees deactivating the account the only option.
Clicking on deactivates account button;
are you sure you want to deactivate this account?

No, i want to reactivate it!

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spending so much money for a long period to be on the hot seat of who wants to be a millionaire, and one eventually given the chance to achieve being on the seat;

frank edoho: you want to play 'who wants to be a millionaire'?

No, i want to sleep who wants to be a millionaire

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2 At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

3 When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether ure a witch

4. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

1. At market: hey! What are u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.


2.When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping!

3.When you see a friend with evidently short hair: hey! Hv u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season and I'm shedding...

4. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Oh, so you smoke.
Ans:- Gosh, it's a miracle it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

I think i've seen this somewhere.

Karleb: I think i've seen this somewhere.

Who haven't? Drop yours jor