If i am my parentz child and nobies daughter waht am i
Drop ur answerz

mad man

Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her: JONATHAN: How do you run
such an efficient government? Are there
any tips u can give to me? I want to help
Nigeria. “Well,” said the Queen, “the most
important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Jonathan
frowned, and then asked,”But how do i
know the people around me are really
intelligent?” The Queen replied, “Oh, that’s
easy, you just ask them to answer an
intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send
David Cameron in here, would you?” David
Cameron walked into the room and
said,”Yes, your majesty?” The Queen
smiled and said,”Answer this riddle. David,
your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it? “Without pausing for a minute
David Cameron answered,”that would be
me.” Yes, very good,”said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father have a child,
it’s not your brother and it’s not your
sister, who is it? SAMBO:.”I’m not sure, let
me get back to you.” He asked all his staff
in the Office but none could give him an
answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a
child and it’s not your brother or
sister,who is it?” Dora answered sharply,
“That’s easy, its me!” Sambo smiled,and
said “Thanks!” Then he went back to speak with President Jonathan. Sambo:
Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It’s
Dora Akunyili! Jonathan got angry,he said
to Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t
moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!” WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?