AKPORS is the Boss in
the Office. Lets see
how he is interviewing
people.
AKPORS: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How
many are left?
Applicant: That's easy,
499
AKPORS: What are the
three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the
fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the
fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in. Close the fridge. AKPORS: It's lion's
birthday, all the animals
are there except one,
why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the
fridge. AKPORS: How does an
old woman cross a
swamp filled with
crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
AKPORS: Last question.
In the end the old lady
still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess
she drowned?
AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You
may leave now.