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Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Dec 27, 2013
I'm in Hot soup now ehn!




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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Psychedelia(m): 2:26pm On Dec 27, 2013
Nwokem, where is my share of your Christmas soup?
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 2:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
Psychedelia: Nwokem, where is my share of your Christmas soup?
Guy, if you follow chop the soup ehn, you go craze!

Not funny



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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 3:25pm On Dec 27, 2013
Did you test positive for HIV??

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 3:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
hmmm.. belle??
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 3:50pm On Dec 27, 2013
The guy don go impregnate soldier man pikin.
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by physise(m): 4:18pm On Dec 27, 2013
you don give girl belle?
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by AbuMikey(m): 4:21pm On Dec 27, 2013



If Life is a _bitch, then You _fuck her! undecided

Re: Life Is A Biatch! by ajasa4link: 4:40pm On Dec 27, 2013
1. U enter one chance for mile 2 road?
2. Dem sell fufu for u as android phone?
3. U give herbalist pikin belle?
4. U give soldier pikin belle?
5. U borrow money for bank play nairabet?
6.U do mtchewwww for mopol ?
7. U sleep with olosho, condom burst?
8. U slapped a man at the bus stop and he turned out to be ur girlfriend's dad.
Which of the above soup did u fall into?

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by AbuMikey(m): 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2013
ajasa4link: 1. U enter one chance for mile 2 road?
2. Dem sell fufu for u as android phone?
3. U give herbalist pikin belle?
4. U give soldier pikin belle?
5. U borrow money for bank play nairabet?
6.U do mtchewwww for nipple?
7. U sleep with olosho, condom burst?
8. U U slapped a man at the bus stop and he turned out to be ur girlfriend's dad.
Which of the above soup did u fall into?




LMAO @ Bolded gringrin

Re: Life Is A Biatch! by imsuboi(m): 10:27pm On Dec 27, 2013


undecided



na okro abi na egusi? grin grin

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:14am On Dec 28, 2013
My dad's business is going down the bottomless pit!

The studio my friend recorded a song in featuring me has been hitting me up and down, my friend has moved to Cameroon, na me don inherit the Gobe!! angry
The guy no pay!

I'm having problems with my dad

I'm Broke as Phuck!

My siblings and family travelled to the Village, I'm still in Osha angry

My Big cousin got problems with my ex-cult guys!

The police is looking for me!

My BB dey jonze!

My Girlfriend dumped me for a werey angry

My Account is RED!!!

I'm having problems with my uncle in the US

Just yesterday after I created this thread, some Vigilante guys came looking for me. . . But I jumped a backyard fence and escaped.

I'm in Asaba now, BIG HOT soup!!!!
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:21am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: My dad's business is going down the bottomless pit!

The studio my friend recorded a song in featuring me has been hitting me up and down, my friend has moved to Cameroon, na me don inherit the Gobe!! angry
The guy no pay!

I'm having problems with my dad

I'm Broke as Phuck!

My siblings and family travelled to the Village, I'm still in Osha angry

My Big cousin got problems with my ex-cult guys!

The police is looking for me!

My BB dey jonze!

My Girlfriend dumped me for a werey angry

My Account is RED!!!

I'm having problems with my uncle in the US

Just yesterday after I created this thread, some Vigilante guys came looking for me. . . But I jumped a backyard fence and escaped.

I'm in Asaba now, BIG HOT soup!!!!


holy grail... the damned pharaoh of Egypt?? shocked shocked
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Airforce1(m): 10:22am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: My dad's business is going down the bottomless pit!

The studio my friend recorded a song in featuring me has been hitting me up and down, my friend has moved to Cameroon, na me don inherit the Gobe!! angry
The guy no pay!

I'm having problems with my dad

I'm Broke as Phuck!

My siblings and family travelled to the Village, I'm still in Osha angry

My Big cousin got problems with my ex-cult guys!

The police is looking for me!

My BB dey jonze!

My Girlfriend dumped me for a werey angry

My Account is RED!!!

I'm having problems with my uncle in the US

Just yesterday after I created this thread, some Vigilante guys came looking for me. . . But I jumped a backyard fence and escaped.

I'm in Asaba now, BIG HOT soup!!!!


Your own don Done! Be dat


I hope those ex cultists and vigilante guys Nab you soon undecided

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Andyblaze: 10:24am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: My dad's business is going down the bottomless pit!

The studio my friend recorded a song in featuring me has been hitting me up and down, my friend has moved to Cameroon, na me don inherit the Gobe!! angry
The guy no pay!

I'm having problems with my dad

I'm Broke as Phuck!

My siblings and family travelled to the Village, I'm still in Osha angry

My Big cousin got problems with my ex-cult guys!

The police is looking for me!

My BB dey jonze!

My Girlfriend dumped me for a werey angry

My Account is RED!!!

I'm having problems with my uncle in the US

Just yesterday after I created this thread, some Vigilante guys came looking for me. . . But I jumped a backyard fence and escaped.

I'm in Asaba now, BIG HOT soup!!!!


Wow!!! This is just too many problems for one person. I'll put u in my prayers bro. Jesus will surely take the wheel bro

Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:28am On Dec 28, 2013
I'm thinking, e be like say I go travel go Ghana o



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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Airforce1(m): 10:30am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: I'm thinking, e be like say I go travel go Ghana o



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U wan run abi

Coward!

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:30am On Dec 28, 2013
Andyblaze:

Wow!!! This is just too many problems for one person. I'll put u in my prayers bro. Jesus will surely take the wheel bro
Guy, I'm in Gbese, you con dey talk miss? Mtcheeeew!


grin grin grin



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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:31am On Dec 28, 2013
Airforce1:

U wan run abi

Coward!
I no blame you, you still be Mama Thankyou grin



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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:32am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: I'm thinking, e be like say I go travel go Ghana o



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guy na d best oo.. but try settle the vigilante issue first...

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:34am On Dec 28, 2013
I no tell una? I use my Nokia phone do replacement of phone wey loss for our shop, na so my simcard follow loss as I put am inside my jean wey dey leak grin


Man must to laugh sha, that's why I'm laughing grin grin grin


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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Airforce1(m): 10:36am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: I no blame you, you still be Mama Thankyou grin



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I still never forget the way u bin dey run mouth for my case here back in the day

I just know now sey na Empty Vessel u be

Lmaooo cheesy

Deal with yo probs alone man
cool
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by AbuMikey(m): 10:37am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: My dad's business is going down the bottomless pit!

The studio my friend recorded a song in featuring me has been hitting me up and down, my friend has moved to Cameroon, na me don inherit the Gobe!! angry
The guy no pay!

I'm having problems with my dad

I'm Broke as Phuck!

My siblings and family travelled to the Village, I'm still in Osha angry

My Big cousin got problems with my ex-cult guys!

The police is looking for me!

My BB dey jonze!

My Girlfriend dumped me for a werey angry

My Account is RED!!!

I'm having problems with my uncle in the US

Just yesterday after I created this thread, some Vigilante guys came looking for me. . . But I jumped a backyard fence and escaped.

I'm in Asaba now, BIG HOT soup!!!!







Oh greatest Zeus! shockedshocked

May Kratos save Your. Life!


Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 28, 2013
deejay_harry1: guy na d best oo.. but try settle the vigilante issue first...
Sure?

The Vigilante guys dey craze, no be me break the pesin head o! Na one of my guy like that. . . I'm just running cause I don want them to get me solo, if we plenty. Them no reach!



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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by AbuMikey(m): 10:39am On Dec 28, 2013
Airforce1:

I still never forget the way u bin dey run mouth for my case here back in the day

I just know now sey na Empty Vessel u be

Lmaooo cheesy

Deal with yo probs alone man
cool





_Fuck You Man! grin


Why evulz? grin

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Re: Life Is A Biatch! by AbuMikey(m): 10:40am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: Sure?

The Vigilante guys dey craze, no be me break the pesin head o! Na one of my guy like that. . . I'm just running cause I don want them to get me solo, if we plenty. Them no reach!




#TeamGOM



SMH! undecided

Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Andyblaze: 10:40am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: Guy, I'm in Gbese, you con dey talk miss? Mtcheeeew!


grin grin grin



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those cultists dey junction dey wait for you angry angry
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Airforce1(m): 10:41am On Dec 28, 2013
god_of_music: Sure?

The Vigilante guys dey craze, no be me break the pesin head o! Na one of my guy like that. . . I'm just running cause I don want them to get me solo, if we plenty. Them no reach!

#TeamGOM

I think sey u get strong head

But I was wrong undecided
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Andyblaze: 10:42am On Dec 28, 2013
Lynpetra angry angry

Re: Life Is A Biatch! by lymelyte(m): 10:42am On Dec 28, 2013
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Airforce1(m): 10:44am On Dec 28, 2013
deejay_harry1: guy na d best oo.. but try settle the vigilante issue first...

Between vigilante and cultists wey dey find am, which group bad pass?







*Laughs Wickedly* cheesy grin
Re: Life Is A Biatch! by Nobody: 10:45am On Dec 28, 2013
Airforce1:

I still never forget the way u bin dey run mouth for my case here back in the day

I just know now sey na Empty Vessel u be

Lmaooo cheesy

Deal with yo probs alone man
cool
I don't have your time, I'm sure if you were facing me physically, you won't even talk. . . Jew man like you!



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