Patricks Obahiagbon’s girlfriends phone rings

Patrick Obahiagbon : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted
some electromagnetic waves and is currently summoning your
attention

Mary: What ?

Patrick Obahiagbon:yourphone is ringing

Mary : i am in the shower sweety,please answer it for me

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello….

CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary (NYANJA).

Patrick Obahiagbon: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please
utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from
this dialogue

CALLER: where is Mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is
not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while
i’m submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi.

CALLER: who is this ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: do you have air-time of N100 , 000 and above?
any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish
explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too
numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near
you and purchase a book titled “knowing professor Obahiagbon, the
individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical
lives of a cat”..i authored it when I was senator in the previous
regime

CALLER: who are you to mary ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to
her fauna in absentia of clothing…..

CALLER: come again ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative
sensations to Mary’s pelvic areas

CALLER: say that again i i don’t understand ?

Patrick Obahiagbon: I am the individual who exposes Mary’s lower
limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . I’am Mary’s boyfriend,And who are
u ?

CALLER: its Mary’s mother
Patrick Obahiagbon:oh good morning ma, how home

Patrick Obahiagbon: hello mama I dey greet na,abeg no vex

caller: ODE so u sabi pidgin self

#BIGWIG

Nice one bro

oluswaggz: Nice one bro

thanks boss

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Don famous: Nice

thanx