When i decided to worship at Chris Okotie’s Household of God yesterday (29/12.2013),i knew i was going to have a
lifetime experience. I have heard so much about him and his exploit that i was so eager to visit his sanctuary
yesterday. For those of you who do not know, Household of God is situated along Oregun road Ikeja Lagos. Chris Okotie owns all the land and buildings on that street .His Church shares the same fence with Chris
Oyakhilome’s Christ Embassy Headquarters.
Arriving Church was easy.. I made my way into the Church after the normal searching at the gate. The first thing
that will hit you, were the bouncers, whose chest were as huge as bags of cement, even the devil in his wisdom
dare not make a move near that Church at this time.
The inside speaks of the taste of the man, sparkling, well decorated to taste. Parked outside was not his new Rolls Royce but another Mercedes Benz Limousine with customized plate number.
As it is customary, my seat must be beside a fine babe. Kai, they were not in short supply at Household. Infact this
Church has the highest concentration of fine babes that i have ever seen in any Church.
Chris Okotie must have selected them himself. The organizers of Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria will envy what i saw
yesterday.
Chris Okotie can successfully organize ten good pageants with what he has in that Church.He even said ,they accuse him of marrying fair babes.
See shape,tall,short,dark,fair,half caste see catwalk, see stepping, see mini skirts, see fine steps, see clean
smooth skins. See nails,i say come see cloth. Brazillian hair,no be that type wey all those Lagos babes dey do
under Ikeja bridge.
It was like a competition. Abeg if you no get designer clothe ,shoes, bags etc no come Household, because, dem go think say you be
steward or waitress.
After taking my seat, beside my lovely damsel,i quickly adjusted my lens and snap some pictures while people
were settling down.
Within minutes,a very huge guy that will make Hulk Horgan look like a baby wrestler walked up to me asking me to
follow him. My heart sank,wetin i do now..who i offend,who send me make i come Chris Okotie’s Church..Na today i go see
wetin my eyes dey find.
I asked my latest catch to kindly look after my seat while I followed the guy outside
On getting there,i was shocked by what the Chief bouncer said..”we know you. We ve monitored you since you
entered this Church. We don’t allow any camera work or taking of pictures in this Church or premises.. Please let
me see the pictures you just snapped ,because our CCTV camera caught you taking pictures”..Who wan argue with this kin person..i opened my folder and showed him the singular picture on the folder..He asked me to delete
it..which i did..His next words,”As i said,we like your job and what you are doing, just relax and have a nice service
with us at Household, God bless,you can go back in but no more pictures please” I was relieved, from that moment, i just respected Chris Okotie and his security agents, these guys were not being
paid for nothing.
On resuming my seat,my concentration now focused on the Service of songs which was being led by a lady..it
lasted for close to an hour before the man of the moment finally came in, ushered in and surrounded by six huge
bouncers,the type that will make Goodluck jonathan’s guys look like kindergatens.
He made straight for the pulpit.Three of the bouncers took their positions in front of the alter, just like you saw in those pictures that was in circulation last week.
Okotie looks more like a pop star than a pastor.He has not changed one bit from what i saw of him about ten years
ago..His jerry curled hair was shinning.He wore a golden colour Jacket with black patches over a black trouser. You
will mistake him for one of those Hollywood actors.
Immediately he picked the mic,he went into solo songs..Okotie does not have a choir or back up singers. He is the
Choir,Choir master and chorister all put in one.His is the only Church i have visited that does not have a choir. He was moving from one song to another, for over one hour he didn’t stop.
I was forced to ask the babe beside me,if it was a service or Song festival. She didnt even bother to answer me, all
she was saying was give it to me,give it to me Pastor,i can feel it ,give it to me as she sang along..Haaa,give it to
you.give you what i asked..
She took a long look at me and continued in her frenzy,i say give it to me my pastor.Oti o.
This is another level,since i didnt want to be left behind,as Okotie was singing i joined her in saying,Give it to us,give it to us pastor,give it to us oooooo.biko give us,give her,give me too lalalalalala.
The lady suddenly stopped and pinched my hand .Keep quiet,you are not singing like someone that is in the spirit
she told me.I asked her what she meant,after all i just wanted pastor Kris to give it to us and you are asking me to
keep quiet.
Please give it to you us,infact kill us Pastor i continued
By now she had kept quiet and was watching me. The whole church was in a frenzy,estatic ,singing and dancing.all dance steps were on display,skelewu,konkon
below,kukere,name it,even apala dance join.ewooooo
Some were jumping up and down like people possessed by spirit. Some were even running from one end of the
auditorium to another.
The beautiful ones that occupied all the front rows,stood up and were dancing close to the alter,as if to say Man Of
God,we are still available o. But Kris Okotie must have been used to it because, he no even look their side. He was singing in languages that i
never understood.
I even saw a popular actress among them
After over an hour of singing,Okotie now prayed for two nations,Nigeria and Israel (why Isreal,i don’t know) but i
heard those were the two countries he prays for weekly.
After the prayer which lasted for about five minutes, he entered gear two,he kpet on sining,singing,singing and sing. Haba,which kain Church be this nah,no wonder all these people are trooping here,they came to see Okotie perform
every week, definitely not his preaching.
After he must have satisfied himself, he now settle down to speak on the birth of Jesus Chris and the three
wisemen that came to visit Joseph and Mary.
It’s was easier to understand Patrick Obhiagbon and Wole Soyinka than listening to kris..At a point i i asked the
babe beside me what Kris just said,she said she didnt know,i then asked how,how come you were shouting Praise the Lord.
She told me that i just have to accept what he is saying with open minds without questioning.na him i tell am say
ok,i hear.
The average age at the Church was 40 years.
Kris Okotie has die-hard converts who from all indications are ready to do anything for him. he is to them,a role
model of a sort. The babes are well polished. Not the type you see at most of these orthodox churches like Anglican and Roman
Catholic.
Okotie went on to say, Love without Money is not complete.
According to him, shower a woman with money and see how she ll cherish you for life.To him,love is not enough.it
must be backed with money and big time gifts. According to him,that is why he buys the latest expensive cards.
When i asked the babe beside me who don dey already squeeze my hand whether she believe that, she said ofcourse,i can’t go out with a guy that cannot take care of my needs. Who is not ready to change my car every
other year
With that i kuku gradually remove my hand, before the girl go collect my car key and i come take leg waka go
house.
She asked me if anything was wrong i told her no, that i was just feeling dizzy and would need some fresh air
outside. To add to my stress, Chris Okotie now shared free birthday cakes for people born in different months of 2014 (yap
2014).
He only shared it among ladies; no single guy was allowed to pick a cake.
He also conducted quiz among us, he only allowed women to answer the quiz and each of them were given cakes
and gifts.
Of the over 20 gifts Chris Okotie gave away today,no single man or guy was given any. He said his gifts were ONLY for women.
At that point, i knew i have over stayed my welcome. I told the babe that i wanted to go and take some fresh air
outside; from there i disappeared and drove off.
It’s obvious that Chris Okotie and his babes still hv a lot in common.
If you need fine babes,go to Household..If you need superlative Music, Chris Okotie will give you several doses,
but if you need serious preaching, i doubt if Pastor Chris Okotie will be my first Church,maybe because of the big big grammar and effizy.
By DonLucky_Osas
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LOL

LMAO

chris okotie is no more no less an entertainer in the church and if u wana go to his church make sure u go wit ur dictionary else na only the grace u go understand through out the service...nd by d why does he need bouncers he tink say dem go assassinate am?

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OP abg no kill wiv laff o! Hahhahaahahhahahaahahaahaha. Rotflmbgoapsotg. Yu sure say yu no add salt n pepper 4 diz stry

The bouncers part

Oh my! This is too funny. Rotflmao.

"Give it to me people..."

I'm sure Jesus Christ go dey shake head in pity for heaven. Haba! What has christianity turned to?

just incase

I love that ''Give it to me pastor'' part. Oya, Okotie Give it to me, konji toh badt

Naija

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end time tins

Kai.....that man of DOG ehhhh.......give it to me

Maggi come out well for this story, ey sweet no be small.

Lol. Na church be that?

phuck!!!.... I'm sure he's the one that disvirgined all his girls.

omg!!!! lmfaooo....ds guy donlucky is insane....see description, guy u r talented , I MUST visit that church abeg....:p
Give it to me pastor...lool

jimmy4x: omg!!!! lmfaooo....ds guy donlucky is insane....see description, guy u r talented , I MUST visit that church abeg....:p
Give it to me pastor...lool

Crossover nite service go make sense...carry car key ff body

sopoundz: OP abg no kill wiv laff o! Hahhahaahahhahahaahahaahaha. Rotflmbgoapsotg. Yu sure say yu no add salt n pepper 4 diz stry

No o..na only water

Laff wan kill person here o!... OP did u study literature.Your choice of words is amazing.On a serious note can we call that a church? I hope OP isn't lying.

OP...

I go ask d same question wey pple don ask, are you a literature student?

Your description was tight and funny...

Especially 'give it to me'. Is that the opp of 'come for me'

Its very funny but pitiable. That this is what christianity has turned to.

Roflmao! Hilarious....I used to attend a church that was an exact imitation of this one only smaller. I was too stubborn to conform or pretend or flow. I used to return sha once in a while when I missed the "showbiz" part. That church made me hate "speaking in tongue". God save me.

Such churches make even muslims to hate christianity.They'll easily make boko haram appear righteous.