My new year resolution for 2014 is as follows..

1. I will reduce my intake of alcohol by 75%.
2. I will double date dis year, because last year was heart break festival.
3. I will always delete irrelevant numbers that are on my phone book.
4. I will reduce the use of P.C by 40%, because it is killing me faster then anything else.
5. I will increase my punctuality rate by 90%.
6. I shall by all means cut-off all yahoo boys whom are my friends, before they will use me(their father, not me) for rituals.
7. I most not fail to say the truth no matter how hard.
8. I will en-devour to pay my seeds, offerings, tithe e.t.c.
9. I will cut-off anybody who mind set is always money, because when they will plan on using you for bad thing you will not know.
10. I will make sure that my social network is recognized as Nigeria biggest social network in the world, and by December this year
Mark Zuckerburg will be calling me on phone..
11. I will tweet (less), Facebook (small), what app and 2g0 (Not), Pinging (No-more), because they eat my time, like man and meat!!
12. I will stop the use of pidgin English in my chatting.
13. I most make sure that my friends will start reading their bibles, even if it is occasionally.


this are the few ones i can remember now....!!!
but before i forget,

14. I most buy Gun!!!!

Happy New Year NAIRALANDERS!!!