naijathings:

ha ha ha..
you are a very funny man.
you have feelings that i am a virgin and you are even feeling my age but you couldn't feel your woman's puwssy correctly to know the difference between a puwssy and a ahnus. SHAME ON YOU.
my comment should have let you know that I have furcked ahnal more than you have furcked puwssy. I mean, how can a I know such things about your fabricated story if I am a virgin?
and by the way, it is called MOANING and not MOURNING .. abi somebody die?

oh i am sorry, Pls pardon me for refering to u as a 30somthing yrs old virgin, it was your comments that sold that impression to me, I didn't realise you are a pro on shooking the shit side, and that shit side is your area of concerntration, As I said earlier, my own case was a mistake, I.e. missing the road in between changing positions. And I am sure I am not the only one that ve ever missed that particular road b4.
bye.

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silvermist: Another funny kpekus incidence:

The WWF was so intense they moved from bedroom to the sitting room with all the skills of "pinfalling, lockdowns, somersaulting" etc . After the session, Mr JohnBull wanted to take off the condomm from his already satisfied but tired n limpy yekini..the condomm was no where to be found..choi . They searched n searched but no see am oh! Just then the bulbs in dr heads suddenly lit up and both knew where it could be

Mr JohnBull - oya Mrs JohnBull lie down and spread out meh I check inside "there" for my missing raincoat
Mrs JohnBull - lailai, u wan molestation me ni?

To cut the long story short, after like 30mins, the missing raincoat slipped out effortlessly while Mrs JohnBull was taking her bath.

hahhahahahaaahaha
walahi dz 2014 na better yr for me.

It hapend to me wen hubby n i were courtn, he did nt even tell me, until it came out d nxt day. I almst killed him.

silvermist: Another funny kpekus incidence:

The WWF was so intense they moved from bedroom to the sitting room with all the skills of "pinfalling, lockdowns, somersaulting" etc . After the session, Mr JohnBull wanted to take off the condomm from his already satisfied but tired n limpy yekini..the condomm was no where to be found..choi . They searched n searched but no see am oh! Just then the bulbs in dr heads suddenly lit up and both knew where it could be

Mr JohnBull - oya Mrs JohnBull lie down and spread out meh I check inside "there" for my missing raincoat
Mrs JohnBull - lailai, u wan molestation me ni?

To cut the long story short, after like 30mins, the missing raincoat slipped out effortlessly while Mrs JohnBull was taking her bath.

Ah! Girlfriends, it was scary o, I errmm sorry, Mrs JohnBull almost went into a shock.

angiemartinez: It hapend to me wen hubby n i were courtn, he did nt even tell me, until it came out d nxt day. I almst killed him.

cocospice:
hahhahahahaaahaha
walahi dz 2014 na better yr for me.

Baby mama: Unfortunately my bobo is doing prayer and fasting and is abstaining completely to subdue his flesh and build his spirit man
Kongi don kill person
I don't know how long

I joined him o,but I break mine early and ready for action,he is off SE.x completely till God knows when


Hahahahahaha

Hmmm... I envy u o!we r into fasting n prayer too,but HE doesn't see that as an excuse for not being clean or whatsoever,wen eva konji hol am like dis,na prayer I dey pray make my excuse gel..

silvermist: Ok o..been enjoying this thread as a guest but just had to create a username to contribute.

Any of you girls ever had embarassing sounds during sexxx before? So hubby n I were doing the dogg..ie and it went on for quite a while, and very enjoyable too, then we changed styles and the next thing kitty kat start to dey fart oh!! Lolz..

I have 2kids already but I do my kegels and I'm very ok down there..at least Oga testifies , so wetin happen?

Girls, any of you ever experienced such?

It happens when there is too much pulling out during action, it traps some air that goes out as the vagina fart you noticed.

^^^ Yes, I now know. Thanks

Queefing things

I Understand the shyness after a few days of being intimate but married for months or years and still shy about sexual things? Naaaa don't understand that one.

Cowgirl for one hour? Na kamasutra the person dey practise?

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Oh Lord!!!

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Okay I see,your name is the same with your business name eh

byvan: Why seduce when you really can't keep up to 7 times a week?

In that case no need to look for oga' s trouble

[/b]quote author=lorretta u]Time to create an alternate account.

Now everybody knows my face. E go hard make I delve into those juicy details without feeling shy.

P.S who knows much about role-playing. I've got a naughty idea. But I need a pro to help me.
I love those sexxy sluttty nurse outfits with thongs to match. How do I go about it?[/quote]

I knew a day is coming that u will regret that singular action of yours.
Can u walk into a room full of strangers and start showing them your wedding album? That is exactly what u did here oh. Furthermore,u still come here again to tell 'room full of faceless' people that u will be home alone for a long time. My sis,caution and I repeat,caution is needed.
I apologize in advance if my post offend you,no vex.
About the sexy outfit u talk about,read earlier posts,one lady have advertised something like that.

Thanks for the repetition.

I don't regret sharing my wedding picture on NL.I hope that's clear.
What is wrong with people for pete's sake?
Enough of this already.
If I want to hide,I can create three different accounts. If I so wish.

Every can pls keep their opinions to themselves. It's getting annoying.

P.S I've got my face on a billboard in Warri. I don't think nairaland can get more public than a billboard.

purpose100: [/b]quote author=lorretta u]Time to create an alternate account.

Now everybody knows my face. E go hard make I delve into those juicy details without feeling shy.

P.S who knows much about role-playing. I've got a naughty idea. But I need a pro to help me.
I love those sexxy sluttty nurse outfits with thongs to match. How do I go about it?

I knew a day is coming that u will regret that singular action of yours.
Can u walk into a room full of strangers and start showing them your wedding album? That is exactly what u did here oh. Furthermore,u still come here again to tell 'room full of faceless' people that u will be home alone for a long time. My sis,caution and I repeat,caution is needed.
I apologize in advance if my post offend you,no vex.
About the sexy outfit u talk about,read earlier posts,one lady have advertised something like that.

Can y'all just free the babe already? Some people are comfy posting their pictures online, others are not. To each, his own. We've had some Nairalanders post their pictures including that of their loved ones (e.g Siena) and that didn't get them killed. I remember when they interviewed some Nairalanders, most posted their pics too. So why is hers so out if place? Cos they are wedding pictures? Pppfffftttt

lorretta u: Thanks for the repetition.

I don't regret sharing my wedding picture on NL.I hope that's clear.
What is wrong with people for pete's sake?
Enough of this already.
If I want to hide,I can create three different accounts. If I so wish.

Every can pls keep their opinions to themselves. It's getting annoying.

P.S I've got my face on a billboard in Warri. I don't think nairaland can get more public than a billboard.

maybe its a quality that distinguishes you from the rest.you earn a certain trust that is rare this days.i see some guys fawn at you alot.mayb cause you dont hide it all.you are married.and this is a thread for the married.express yourself.

The good thing is that I don't get many PMs anymore. nice advantage if you ask me. Lol

troy20:
maybe its a quality that distinguishes you from the rest.you earn a certain trust that is rare this days.i see some guys fawn at you alot.mayb cause you dont hide it all.you are married.and this is a thread for the married.express yourself.

lorretta u: The good thing is that I don't get many PMs anymore. nice advantage if you ask me. Lol

yea.marriage does have its advantages.you broke alota hearts along though.

. wasn't intentional

troy20:
yea.marriage does have its advantages.you broke alota hearts along though.

lorretta u: . wasn't intentional

I told you about the politricks of the family seksion
welcome hahaha

pickabeau1:

I told you about the politricks of the family seksion
welcome hahaha

Mr, what exactly do you intend to achieve with all these your malicious remarks. They are almost everywhere in this section. This is the second time you are warning her about politics in this section. Let her be and choose who she wants to associate with since this is what you are making it about.

I don't know why you can't allow the babe mingle freely instead of trying to make her walk on eggshells around here.

Loretta, I like you, you are beautiful, vocal and free minded. Enjoy the family section just the way you enjoyed romance section and let no 1 'control' your stay here.

^^ anoda pant sniffer

Aww. You think so? thanks



Though I don't think pickabeau meant any harm.

Haunted:

Loretta, I like you, you are beautiful, vocal and free minded. Enjoy the family section just the way you enjoyed romance section

You are a cool cat.. loretta..
things are heating up
#bansgalore

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troy20:
yea.marriage does have its advantages.you broke alota hearts along though.

hmmm so behind all dose macho post by some NL guys,there r those who r eyeing some NL babes. na wa.dt reminds me of coogar n lizzy .diff personality online n offline.

Phema: Can y'all just free the babe already? Some people are comfy posting their pictures online, others are not. To each, his own. We've had some Nairalanders post their pictures including that of their loved ones (e.g Siena) and that didn't get them killed. I remember when they interviewed some Nairalanders, most posted their pics too. So why is hers so out if place? Cos they are wedding pictures? Pppfffftttt

I agree 100%
All she did was post pictures of herself and her wedding,don't people advertise their wedding pics on newspapers and Internet wedding sites for the whole world
She is not revealing her address and location
I see nothing wrong in what she did,she is happy and shared her pics
We see pictures of celebs and many other female bloggers like Linda Ikeji so kini big deal?
Knowing the type of personality I have,that's something I would totally do

Thanks about the Siena Example,we have seen pics of his wife and kids too and countless ores have shared same
The one I came down on was the girl that posted her igbankwu invitation here with directions to her father's compound and I reported that it be moderated for safety reasons.

Baby mama:

I agree 100%
All she did was post pictures of herself and her wedding,don't people advertise their wedding pics on newspapers and Internet wedding sites for the whole world
She is not revealing her address and location
I see nothing wrong in what she did,she is happy and shared her pics
We see pictures of celebs and many other female bloggers like Linda Ikeji so kini big deal?
Knowing the type of personality I have,that's something I would totally do

Those are celebs, this person is a non celeb who recently got married.

jennykadry:

Those are celebs, this person is a non celeb who recently got married.

Jenny,haven't we seen your full face pic back in the day with your succulent lips I might add
Didn't u see mine
Can't u remember the day we posted and took down our pictures including davidylan
Sometime in 07 or so
It is not that big of a deal
A wedding is a happy occasion
The girl says her face is on a bill board in warri

The thread I posted my faceless picture,I remember some people telling me it was inappropriate
But i am comfortable with it
I have used my picture as avatar on village square in the past
Maybe that's why I have no issues with it