Voting Criteria :

Opener
Rhymes
Similes/ Metaphor
Punchlines
Personals
Flow
Wordplay
Closer

Rules

- 32 lines.

- Deadline is 9pm.

- Verses should be sent to nlking@gmail.com

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments.

- Voting is open to regular members only.

Goodluck!!!

i need y'all cats to wear your thinking caps to decipher this written. i told ibime never to fück with me.......i am a beast when i'm in my element.


IBIME'S EXECUTION
Ibime would get tortured, I'm like Nero in Star Trek/I'm evil i leave my victims half dead/Decapitate you with one shot, aim's precise - like a Jarhead/I got my feet named Whitney & Bobby & when they kick, they crack heads

Still married to my Anambra chic, while he lacks marital enjoyment/His wife left him cos he's genitally impotent/Ask him the last time he got laid, he would normally disavow it/When Ibime tells you he's working a broad it's oversea employment/

How are you repping River's State, bïtch?/You left PH @ 13, could this be the reason your bars are basic?/Ibime's reign is badly short of greatness/The Coog is here(heir), shake the hand of your replacement/

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck/

Hear me out for 5 minutes/how you lost your bearing defies physics/What's happened to you, son? You had tight lyrics/like a bright student/But since 2010, you've gotten a little bit behind like white women/

Quit crying twit, you 2-timing bïtch/I bet you'd fück your brother's wife to stroke your ego, you Ryan Giggs/NL's about to see the title taken - no guns, no Kim & no Bryan Mills.

He's a deadbeat dad that works as a handy-man/Ibime's no militant & yet claims to be a Taliban/MEND boys ain't Jidahists, they eat pork during Ramadan/Someone tell this fool an ajepaki obsessed with Eminem is not from Pakistan/

Got more blood on my hands than a village high priest/You can email Spike Lee/to recreate the fight scene/Check my detailed crime sheet/I'm like Chidi Lloyd when i grip the mase tightly/I'd drill a hole in you like a female bike seat.

I'm not terrified/He's not a shooter, Ibime lies every time/To get his adversaries petrified/He's thirty-five/with a pensive wife/If it's true he's touched 9s then he's a pedöphile/

Your wife is a cheap slüt, she's fücked Drake, Chris & Mike/She craves dïcks like pies/If i take her out & buy her a grape drink & fries/ I'd be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/

Ibime's in serious trouble when i morph to Chris Rock/I got shooters he never see before/It would be a sad state of affairs when you're asthmatic & stans are nerve-gassing you up, without your symbicort

Call me Coogar Haram with a Nokia, Hide the C-4 in Mrs Ibime's taxicab/Remote-detonate to cause a massive blast/like an IED exploding in Pakistan/I don't need a debit card to set off a plastic charge/

He's a deadbeat dad that works as a handy-man/Ibime's no militant & yet claims to be a Taliban/MEND boys ain't Jidahists, they eat pork during Ramadan/Someone tell this fool an ajepaki obsessed with Eminem is not from Pakistan/

You go kill person o

I'm combing his crib/Masked while boning his chic/My first thrust had broken her ribs/You try to act tough? My blades will open your wrists/Quit the facade, the only time you clutch a pistol is when you holding your dïck/

Haaaaa - omo, this Cougar na mad man.

lol.

Pistol = Piss tool, a broad (overseas), 9s (or 16s) = peadophile, heir=here. PH = Basic = Acid

Keep up mehn. Ninjas have overplayed these puns on FFR in the last 3 years.

For example DBR already did the piss tool
DJ 5 Naira always did the heir
Mikuz and several others did the PH
I've already done the 'a broad'
And every netcee has done the paedophile line

So this is what the rantings about?

You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

Ibime: lol.

Pistol = Piss tool, a broad (overseas), 9s (or 16s) = peadophile, heir=here. PH = Basic = Acid

Keep up mehn. Ninjas have overplayed these puns on FFR in the last 3 years.

For example DBR already did the piss tool
DJ 5 Naira always did the heir
Mikuz and several others did the PH
I've already done the 'a broad'
And every netcee has done the paedophile line

So this is what the rantings about?

You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.


i just catch another one of his puns.

Ibime's in serious trouble when i morph to Chris Rock/I got shooters he never see before/It would be a sad state of affairs when you're asthmatic & stans are nerve-gassing you up, without your symbicort

serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.


Cougar na beast.

coogar is a flop.. lets be serious here...my freestyles on ffr will cremate this blunder he posted here

zamua:

Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.


i just catch another one of his puns.


serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.


Cougar na beast.

and he uses a fake/unknown monicker around here to hype yarn absolute balderdash about generic and stoooooooooooopid lines.. pathetic!!!

Got more blood on my hands than a village high priest/You can email Spike Lee/to recreate the fight scene/Check my detailed crime sheet/ I'm Chidi Lloyd the way i grip the mase tightly/I'd drill a hole in you like a female bike seat.

Haaaaaaaaaa

GLACIERZ!:

and he uses a fake/unknown monicker around here to hype yarn absolute balderdash about generic and
stoooooooooooopid lines.. pathetic!!!

Abi dem swear for you? Fake monicker abi you dey craze?

zamua:

Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.


i just catch another one of his puns.


serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.


Cougar na beast.

Wow! You remind me of a Nairalander that's very smart,
Only that acct could decypher coogar flows and blame Ibime for ducking.

Now you registered your acct since 2011 and dropped just 18posts?

Coogar anyway, I enjoyed your chief priest line, but your wordplay was too outplayed and consistency was low, Even the daily drops we see at FFR counts.

Piss-tool

eldee: DBR's Verse
torrent. .as i Shoot a full load in her face with ma Piss tool/
u like Rythm. .i beat u Black so u can have real Blues/
oNe

Heir. . . One of DJs hundred lines on the subject

dj5naira: Ya game is so dry and dead/ go checkout his neck . . . as long as Osama beard/
King here . most calm and feared/ you wouldn't take out this Heir . . . if you held a clipper over my head!/

A broad

eldee: Ibime's Verse
I’ve trekked across borders/ In every city, they know me/
He’s never been a-broad. . . . but many dic.ks have Benin Dahomey!!/ (been in da homie)

PH=basic

ThePrekky:
wen I'm in ma zone, 'step back' like its salsa time/ "ichie Rivers state" all u sprout are lies/ quit claimin street cred, Ibime told us 'bout ya life/
word is, ur level in p.H. . .is so BASIC, It actually measures in Alkaline!!!/

And the 9 or 16 = paedophile line you can find on any netcee site.


You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

Ibime: Piss-tool

Heir. . . One of DJs hundred lines on the subject


A broad


PH=basic


And the 9 or 16 = paedophile line you can find on any netcee site.

You aint got the answer man! You aint got the answer!

Ibime, this is netcee-hating.
He called you out and barred you. what about the other BArs in his lyrics? He called you a Pakistan. Who don use that one before? He said you are asthmatic and you use symbicort.

I nor know say Cougar fit write bars o but he beat the last written you dropped for him on flow4rank.

EvilChapterz:

Wow! You remind me of a Nairalander that's very smart,
Only that acct could decypher coogar flows and blame Ibime for ducking.

Now you registered your acct since 2011 and dropped just 18posts?

Coogar anyway, I enjoyed your chief priest line, but your wordplay was too outplayed and consistency was low, Even the daily drops we see at FFR counts.

Stop talking nonsense you this mumu boy. Where you see me blame ibime for ducking? You be werey Allah!

zamua:

Stop talking nonsense you this mumu boy. Where you see me blame ibime for ducking? You be werey Allah!

Read my post and Quote again!

@ all am I missing something? Is ibime expected to post his own verse here too?
@coogar, nice verse. Now since we can (•͡˘˛˘ •͡) what you are made of now, despite those overplayed puns, you killed the verse. I will suggest we should have a fresher battle thread for u and ibime. You can't expect someone who just came through series of brawls in the tourney to hurriedly battle you that have been scribing since God-knows-when.
My opinion though

zamua:

Ibime, this is netcee-hating.
He called you out and barred you. what about the other BArs in his lyrics? He called you a Pakistan. Who don use that one before? He said you are asthmatic and you use symbicort.

I nor know say Cougar fit write bars o but he beat the last written you dropped for him on flow4rank.

LWKM . . Oga the party has ended. Go back to your Cooger username jor.

airmark: @ all am I missing something? Is ibime expected to post his own verse here too?
@coogar, nice verse. Now since we can (•͡˘˛˘ •͡) what you are made of now, despite those overplayed puns, you killed the verse. I will suggest we should have a fresher battle thread for u and ibime. You can't expect someone who just came through series of brawls in the tourney to hurriedly battle you that have been scribing since God-knows-when.
My opinion though

Cougar has won the battle.
wetin remain again? personals, he put multis, punchlines, wordplay, opener na Helele. Closer na bomb.

I saw cougar one day talking rubbish about mOde9. So when i see him as a juDGe on the tournament I was desperate to see if he has it. He proved me wrong o - he beat Ibime's last written very well.

mikuz:
LWKM . . Oga the party has ended. Go back to your Cooger username jor.

Oga, I am not Cougar o. I just like his work here. He did very well

mikuz:
LWKM . . Oga the party has ended. Go back to your Cooger username jor.

i got hooked by spambot. i have been trying to reach you since. meanwhile, why are people hating? ibime just got räped on his own turf & his stans can't stand it.

his best replies were my puns were overplayed - that's pure nonsense. i craft my bars intelligently with a complex polysyllabic rhyme pattern. there's no written on this forum yet that can come close to this one.

the champ is here!

zamua:
Ibime, this is a lame reply.
This Cougar boy slam you. Ajepaki + eminem = Pakistan. little behind = white women. bobby + whiteney = crackheads. Title Taken= Liam neeson(Bryan mills) plastic charge = debit card.
i just catch another one of his puns.
serious trouble = Syria's trouble. Chris rock(CB4) a sad state(president assad), nerve gas, asthma & symbicort.
Cougar na beast.

you already know - i am the cross-product of canibus & eminem. that's NL's best destroyed within 2 hours. if theprekky or emaprince wants it, i'll kill them.

Cooger you've been unbanned.


Ibime did not drop a single line on here and someone is saying Cooger won?

SMH

coogar:

i got hooked by spambot. i have been trying to reach you since. meanwhile, why are people hating? ibime just got räped on his own turf & his stans can't stand it.

his best replies were my puns were overplayed - that's pure nonsense. i craft my bars intelligently with a complex polysyllabic rhyme pattern. there's no written on this forum yet that can come close to this one.

the champ is here!





you already know - i am the cross-product of canibus & eminem. that's NL's best destroyed within 2 hours. if theprekky or emaprince wants it, i'll kill them.

I thought you said Ibime is the only person you can battle cos he is the only one in this whole board thats in ya category?

mikuz: Cooger you've been unbanned.

Ibime did not drop a single line on here and someone is saying Cooger won?

SMH

so if ibime drops his verse after seeing mine, it will be judged as fair? can't you guys see ibime can't top my verse? what has ibime ever written that comes close to this.

i even did a rebuttal on his fake story about me being with an anambra chic, my personals were dopë, i questioned his affiliation with MEND, PH & dissed his asthma.

ibime is dead!!!

mikuz:
I thought you said Ibime is the only person you can battle cos he is the only one in this whole board thats in ya category?

i have killed number one - let number 2 & 3 have a shot at me. ibime is the weakest adversary i have ever faced yet.

LOL . . . Cooger you can't judge your own battle. Its only the judges that can determine whether you killed him or not. So chill and let 'em do their job please.

Open for votes

My verdict coming up . . ,

mikuz: Open for votes

i am not judging my own verse o - actually, I don't care. the poofs here are dïck riders so they will say all sort of nonsense. i had proved my mettle & if i have participated in that tourney, it would have been NL netcees zipped in a bodybag.

Fiirst..the opener was a waste of time..it. Wasn't attacking your opponent..they call your feet bobby and witney cos everytime you kick...I mean,everytime you kick who?..ok the "crack" have. Been excessively overplayed..I'm not surprised in the outplayed stuffs you have in ya verse..

mikuz: Open for votes

Looooool
Ok for this particular battle...

MVGT....TIE!!!

Ema prince: Fiirst..the opener was a waste of time..it. Wasn't attacking your opponent..they call your feet bobby and witney cos everytime you kick...I mean,everytime you kick who?..ok the "crack" have. Been excessively overplayed..I'm not surprised in the outplayed stuffs you have in ya verse..

Looooool
Ok for this particular battle...

MVGT....TIE!!!

are you an idiöt? it's a tie when ibime ducked like a puśsy? how can it be a tie when your idol had nothing to write?


if you don't have things to say - just shut it. the opener started with me torturing "ibime" so who else would bobby & whitney kick?

i am writing for you too. you will be disgraced. i will make sure none of you ever post on this section again, you bïtch-arsë dickriders?

coogar:

are you an idiöt?
if you don't have things to say - just shut it. the opener started with me torturing "ibime" so who else would bobby & whitney kick?

i am writing for you too. you will be disgraced. i will make sure none of you ever post on this section again, you bïtch-arsë dickriders?

Looool this nigga is pained lol...thought dude was having fun.
Sauron just face it...you are washed up!...and I'll advice you to start from the bottom like dbr told you before cos that's the only way you'll be considered fit to face any dude in the top 10.....I'm hardly in the mood to write these days but I'll dismember you with freestyles in FFR so don't even go there!!!

Ema prince:
Looool this nigga is pained lol...thought dude was having fun.
Sauron just face it...you are washed up!...and I'll advice you to start from the bottom like dbr told you before cos that's the only way you'll be considered fit to face any dude in the top 10.....I'm hardly in the mood to write these days but I'll dismember you with freestyles in FFR so don't even go there!!!

you are a dïckrider.....
emaprince? even on a deathbed with oxygen tubes in my nostrils, your penmanship cannot touch mine. i have challenged you fools to bring any written in the history of this section & compare to what mine & let others judge who won.

i can only battle 3 netcees (ibime, theprekky & mikuz). ibime is dead now - he will never post in this section again. so my next opponent is any of the other two. none of you herbs can touch me - i am an apex predator!

coogar:

you are a dïckrider.....
emaprince? even on a deathbed with oxygen tubes in my nostrils, your penmanship cannot touch mine. i have challenged you fools to bring any written in the history of this section & compare to what mine & let others judge who won.

i can only battle 3 netcees (ibime, theprekky & mikuz). ibime is dead now - he will never post in this section again. so my next opponent is any of the other two. none of you herbs can touch me - i am an apex predator!

you know say these days mikuz no dey smile at all...battlng him?...you are better off being ran over by a heavy truck
Its been nice having you around cos you brought a lotta huumour in this section
Errm...my regards to ADA be anyi wey you marry

mikuz: My verdict coming up . . ,

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