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Joke: The Picnic by NaLaugh: 12:23pm On Jan 05, 2014 |
Yesterday was saturday, so three friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packed the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the park 100km away. It takes them 2 hours to get there. When they arrived, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches. After checking around, Oghene found out that Rukewe did not grab the bottled wine. They then begged Akpos to make the 4 hour trip to and fro for the wine. He disagreed saying- “You’ll finish the sandwiches before I return,” “No we won’t”, assured Rukewe. After some more cajoling from them, Akpos reluctantly sets out for the wine. After 5 hours, there was no sign of Akpos. They decided to wait for another 3 hours. Still no sign of Akpos. Oghene and Rukewe after waiting for more than 8 hours were very hungry, so they decided to take one sandwich each. As they were about to eat, Akpos JUMPS out from behind a rock screaming: “I KNEW IT! I’M NOT GOING AGAIN!!” haha! 2 Likes |
Re: Joke: The Picnic by NaLaugh: 4:33am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Re: Joke: The Picnic by morhsuud22(m): 6:58am On Jan 08, 2014 |
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