Mr. Igboji on the interviewers door.
Igboji: khom! Khom!! Khom!!
Manager: yes come in,
Igboji: good morning menh.
Manager: morning, how may i help you?
Igboji: i wanna work menh, i wanna be your assistant.
Manager: what is your name?.
Igboji: my father call me Igboji, sometimes idiot. my mother call me dog, monkey, onyara, my friends call me he-goat cos i no de take last. Sometimes they call me killer for real cos i no de waste time.
Manager: what is your mothers tongue?.
Igboji: too long and fast, she no de carry last for gossip.
Manager: what is your fathers occupation?
Igboji: killer1
Manager: what is your mothers occupation?

Igboji: nairalanders make una guese for me.