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Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
1) ¡��we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria¡�� ¡Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) ¡��you press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite¡��¡Bakin Zuwo. (3) ¡��Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram ���ϑ invest in Nigeria¡��¡GEJ (4) ¡�� I will water your school and fire your school¡��..Orji Uzoh Kalu. (5) ¡��Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn¡��¡GEJ. (6) ¡��I will rather kill myself than commit sucide¡��..Dame Jonathan. (7) ¡��I founded this school for the masses and ŧħҿ school fees is 850,000 naira¡��¡Atiku Abubakar. ( Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.¡�� ��C Umoru Dikko. (9) ¡��Telephone is not meant for the poor¡��..David Mark (10) ¡��The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States ¡�� ��C Yakubu Gowon (11) ¡��school is not meant for the poor, only for ŧħҿ rich¡��..Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) ¡��At 50, Britain iwas still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly¡��..Diezeani Madueke. (13)..¡��Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria¡��¡Obasanjo (14)¡¡��The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny¡��..Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15)..¡��On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate •̸Ϟy family¡��.. Dame Jonathan. (16)..¡��We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called ŧħҿ result¡��¡Chris Uba (17)..¡��I want to commend ŧħҿ doctors and nurses for responding to treatment¡��¡ Dame Jonathan (18)¡¡��I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive? ¡��- Dame Jonathan. Lwkmd for here ooo¡ |
Re: Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by okusman(m): 10:54pm On Jan 06, 2014 |
Many among our so called Leaders are S.S.C.E holders...... Having a foreign college certificate is a lie.... Dat Shepopo is the disgrace of all..... While others are Ignorants..... Labaran of all people said the President brought Facebook to Nigeria..... Is facebook a petrochemical company?.... #Oshi.. |
Re: Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by AliAbdul: 4:46pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Am Nt Suppose To Be Here: Goodluck Jonathan I Will Oneday Go Back To Market And Be Sellng Okrow : Dame Jonathan |
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