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Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jan 06, 2014
1) ¡��we want to thank the
president for bringing facebook to
Nigeria¡�� ¡Information Minister
Labaran Maku.

(2) ¡��you press men, you always
say there are no minerals in kano. We
have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and
the newly invented Sprite¡��¡Bakin
Zuwo.

(3) ¡��Foreign investors should
ignore Boko Haram ���ϑ invest in
Nigeria¡��¡GEJ

(4) ¡�� I will water your school and
fire your school¡��..Orji Uzoh Kalu.

(5) ¡��Nigerians dont panic,
terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe
is our turn¡��¡GEJ.

(6) ¡��I will rather kill myself than
commit sucide¡��..Dame Jonathan.

(7) ¡��I founded this school for the
masses and ŧħҿ school fees is
850,000 naira¡��¡Atiku Abubakar.

(cool Until I see someone eating out of
the gutters before I believe there is
poverty in Nigeria.¡�� ��C Umoru
Dikko.

(9) ¡��Telephone is not meant for
the poor¡��..David Mark

(10) ¡��The worth of a child born
and breed in Nigeria cannot be
compared to that in the United States
¡�� ��C Yakubu Gowon

(11) ¡��school is not meant for the
poor, only for ŧħҿ rich¡��..Ikedi Ikiri
Ohakim

(12) ¡��At 50, Britain iwas still
battling with King Arthur and the
knights of the round table so Nigeria
is not doing too badly¡��..Diezeani
Madueke.

(13)..¡��Even Jesus Christ cannot
conduct a free and fair election in
Nigeria¡��¡Obasanjo

(14)¡¡��The corp members where
destined to die, nobody can run
away from destiny¡��..Mallam isa
Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.

(15)..¡��On behalf of 20 million
naira, I donate •̸Ϟy family¡��.. Dame
Jonathan.

(16)..¡��We, the PDP did not win
this election, I have gone to church to
confess, I gave them money and they
called ŧħҿ result¡��¡Chris Uba

(17)..¡��I want to commend ŧħҿ
doctors and nurses for responding to
treatment¡��¡ Dame Jonathan

(18)¡¡��I can see camera people,
are they going to televise us alive?
¡��- Dame Jonathan.
Lwkmd for here ooo¡
Re: Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by okusman(m): 10:54pm On Jan 06, 2014
Many among our so called Leaders are S.S.C.E holders...... Having a foreign college certificate is a lie....

Dat Shepopo is the disgrace of all..... While others are Ignorants..... Labaran of all people said the President brought Facebook to Nigeria..... Is facebook a petrochemical company?....

#Oshi..
Re: Very Funny:- Quotes By Highlyplaced Nigerian Leaders! [mustread] by AliAbdul: 4:46pm On Jan 07, 2014
Am Nt Suppose To Be Here: Goodluck Jonathan I Will Oneday Go Back To Market And Be Sellng Okrow : Dame Jonathan

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