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Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by AsotechMayor(m): 4:49pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
A street guy took a prostitute to the hotel. While in hit sex in the dead of the night, the lady suddenly went limp and lifeless. As the confused guy was still trying to understand what’s happening, the girl’s phone rang and he picked it up. Here is the conversation ensued between him and the male voice from the other end of the line. VOICE: Guy, you’re in big trouble, that girl you just rapped to death is the IG’s daughter. BROS: But i didn’t rape her, i paid her for service rendered. VOICE: Explain that to the police. BROS: So what do you want, i can’t afford to go to prison. VOICE: Pay me 50k and i will handle the rest. We can go to the nearest ATM machine if you don’t have the cash. I’m a patient businessman. BROS: Look, i’m a businessman too, i know a ritualist who will pay 1million naira for a fresh corpse like this one, we can share it 50/50. Give me a minute to call him please. The prostitute suddenly jumped up from the bed shouting, “na your mama them go take do ritual, Ode! Anuofia”. As she ran out of the hotel stark naked. Don't laugh too much.... Greetings 2 Likes |
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by stacomaster(m): 4:52pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
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Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by fattbabakay(m): 5:02pm On Jan 07, 2014 |
Dry joke |
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by Nobody: 1:46am On Jan 08, 2014 |
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Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by morhsuud22(m): 6:59am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Good job |
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by BobNeli(m): 8:52am On Jan 09, 2014 |
My dear dnt mind those shouting dry joke. They cant construct even the alphabet a in its correct appearance |
Re: Street Guy In Trouble, Kindly Read. by fattbabakay(m): 2:33pm On Jan 09, 2014 |
BobNeli: My dear dnt mind those shouting dry joke. They cant construct even the alphabet a in its correct appearancewhat's diz 1 saying??....Gibberish!!!***spits on comment nd vex out*** |
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