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This Is Life by iduzebaba(m): 10:25pm On Jan 07, 2014
During a
robbery in Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your
life belongs to
you." Everyone in the bank laid
down quietly. This
is called "Mind Changing Concept"
Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on
the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilized! This is a
robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being
Professional" Focus
only on what you are trained to
do! When the bank
robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA- trained) told the older robber
(who has only
completed Year 6 in primary
school): "Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very
stupid. There is
so much money it will take us a
long time to
count. Tonight, the TV news will
tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" This
is called
"Experience." Nowadays,
experience is more
important than paper
qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank
manager told the bank
supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let
us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to
the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled
from the bank". This is called
"Swimming with the tide." Converting an unfavorable
situation to your
advantage! The supervisor says:
"It will be good if
there is a robbery every month. "
This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal
Happiness is more
important than your job. The
next day, the TV news
reported that $100 million was
taken from the bank. The robbers counted and
counted and
counted, but they could only
count $20 million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives and only took
$20 million. The
bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated than to be a thief!" This is called
"Knowledge" In all your gettings, get understanding.
Re: This Is Life by Nobody: 11:15pm On Jan 07, 2014
stale! tongue

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