A Naija man name Sam had been drinking at a local Pub all day and most of the
night celebrating his birthday.

Mick, the bartender says, " You'll not be drinking
anymore tonight Sam."

Sam replies, "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."

Sam spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Sh!t" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.

He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,
"Shit, Shit!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

"Bi'Jesus, I'm bleeped," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.

He takes a look up the stairs and says "No bleeping' way".
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed."

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Bleep it" and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife Mukina, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Sam. Did you had too much to drink last last night?".

Sam says, "I did Mukina. I was bleeping out cold. But how'd you know?"

"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the bar."

heard it before

This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

folahann:

This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

oga moderator.thanks for the stat

folahann:

This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

lmao

folahann:

This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

u seems to know
a lot of infor in this section

how dare u lie to us

he has d right to lie

and by the way
@poster , which sam are you refering to because i think its time i start using my technics as a karate master.

folahann:

I actually saw it only two times, no tell anybody o

top secret

princesa:

how dare u lie to us

ohh no

SAM MILLA:

he has d right to lie

i thought you had the right

rokiatu:

top secret
ohh no

ohh no girl
cos am gonna get him for this
you just relax and watch

folahann:

This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

yea, but you didn't state how many times you read it

Cayon

the guy just admitted ,he is a liarrrrrrrr

and nice choice of name "SAM"

passing through

princesa:

how dare u lie to us

SAM MILLA:

he has d right to lie

rokiatu:

top secret
ohh no

princesa:

ohh no girl
because am going to get him for this
you just relax and watch

Cayon:

yea, but you didn't state how many times you read it

I never knew all these drama happened here

mine is just to drop the bomb and the fights continue

looks on