A man takes his seat at the
World Cup Final. He looks to his
left and notices that the there is
a spare seat in between himself
and the next guy.
“Who would ever miss the
World Cup final?” Asks the man.
“That was my wife’s seat. We
have been to the last five World
Cup finals together, but sadly
she passed away.” Explains the
guy.
“That’s terrible, but couldn’t you
get another member of the
family, friend or someone else
to come with you?” Asks the
man.
“No…..They are all at the
funeral!”