Who can satisfy a woman?, Absolutely nobody!

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ,  you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

very good, women eh, very difficult to please

Good one.

good one!!!

hehehehe
I absolutely love this

@poster well done

Nice one der.

funny, I really like it but then not women are impossible to satisfy, I can be satisfied oooooooooooooooooooo

Not all women rather. Engligraphical error

Moral of the story. Its not easy to please a woman

And as for the Wives Store.

Its goes like this:-

Bla Bla Bla Bla Bla. Almost the same introduction like the Husband Store Story. Anyways, The husband enters the following floors:-
1st floor :- These women are beautiful and slim
2nd Floor:- These women are beautiful, slim and good in bed
3rd Floor:- No men has ever entered the 3rd floor after that

Moral of the story - All Men are Hot Buggers

Garby girl, u got me on this one

LmAoOOOOOOO

jaymobb:

Garby girl, u got me on this one

LmAoOOOOOOO

So true eh?

Nice. . . .but i have a question . . . Why is this joke flying around in intenet all of a sudden ? ? ?

Its kinda old but i have recieved it as a funny mail several times over in the past one week. . . .

@Poster

what about a horse(since they have a massive banger! or a dog?!(heard they can lick)

Back in memory lane. . .

this has been posted here in NLD b4 now

huh
i love dis
wen i went i peacefully stopped at d 3rd floor

. . . . and then u found me

i'm quite expensive though

lol

u sef know say i no lie na