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How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by Dojo(m): 1:43am On Mar 26, 2006
How To Satisfy A Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

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Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by Free(f): 3:56pm On Mar 26, 2006
hahahaha lol cheesy grin
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by nubian(m): 4:05pm On Mar 26, 2006
Dojo - This is soooooooooooo ingenious ,true and real. I LOVE THIS THREAD - am going to memorize every single thing u mentioned
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by Maxflame(m): 4:22pm On Mar 26, 2006
Not that funny. undecided
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by tolutope(m): 7:29am On Mar 30, 2006
just shows the complexity of a WOE-MAN grin nice1
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by micklplus(m): 11:25am On Mar 30, 2006
i think, those are great things to do ! any guy that can do all that will have any babe to savour. cheesy
dojo-Great and nice research cheesy
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by EFULEFU1(m): 6:28pm On Sep 27, 2011
Puhuuuuhuuuuhu!
Re: How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime. by sylve11: 10:50am On Sep 28, 2011
EFULEFU1:

Puhuuuuhuuuuhu!


this ur laff sounds purgish 2 me sad sad cool

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