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Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 1:45pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Why is abbreviated such a long word? Why does monosyllabic have five syllables? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built? Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites? Is there another word for synonym? Is it possible to be totally partial? [color=#990000][/color] |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 1:48pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Three Doctors Hunting Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck." |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by lexicon(m): 2:20pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 2:32pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
y r u confused? |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by spenchuks(m): 2:53pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
more than confused |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
kpele |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by Jeovy(m): 5:39pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
nice first one, dumb second one |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by folahann(m): 6:06pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
You try small , those questions are |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by spenchuks(m): 7:02pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
tytylayor: look at ur mouth like, |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 10:37am On Aug 12, 2008 |
like . . . . . spenchuks |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2008 |
lol . . . . i love the one of the docz. nice one tyty |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 11:11am On Aug 12, 2008 |
dats my yummie u cannever be a lexxy, who's always confused |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 11:24am On Aug 12, 2008 |
thats why i am urs and u are mine, 4get about these other fake dudes |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by spenchuks(m): 12:53pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
confused fellows |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
Chicken Farmer An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died. Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens. "I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep." |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by Jeovy(m): 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
,clever farmer |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by k0nFUsi0n: 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
On the contrary, I think the fertilizer is not enough! |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by chioya(f): 5:48pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
i dont understand did they want to eat d duck or sell it? |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by k0nFUsi0n: 6:28pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
Actually, I was going to go back to that 2nd joke myself. I can bet my bettables that even Tufe did not understand the joke. He only gave the "nice one" comment so he could keep bamboozling Tyty with the impression that he is a sage. And Tyty simply swooned and crooned in response. |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 10:30pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
at the arse wipe above me. u new bie, simply cuz u didnt grab dooent mean u shud drag everyone into ur condition. just off the rec, i'm in med skool. so shut the F**kup |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by jaymobb(m): 12:07am On Aug 14, 2008 |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by Shaz(f): 12:20am On Aug 14, 2008 |
Mad jokes, Ty. Tx 4 d laugh |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 3:49pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 12:18am On Aug 15, 2008 |
keep em coming dear |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 11:32am On Aug 15, 2008 |
aiit yummie G/M |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 11:42am On Aug 15, 2008 |
hmm yummie, what does that mean? |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tytylayor: 11:59am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Gud Morning |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by Azo(m): 2:03pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
nice two, let me add to the questions ever wondered why do they use lemon flavours for lemon drinks and lemon juices for washing liquids? why sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin? why a man who invests all your money is called a broker? why ladies cant put on mascarra with their mouth closed? why you have to click on start to stop windows? wht doctors call what they do practise? why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour? |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
yummie thanx |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by ifyalways(f): 2:27am On Aug 16, 2008 |
Intelligent questions,TY NICE. |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by mohawkchic(f): 3:52am On Aug 16, 2008 |
~ Jokes! |
Re: Simple Questions, Complicated Answers by tufe(m): 11:23am On Aug 16, 2008 |
if u r looking for a joke, then read the doctor post |
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